I Ate Kale Once

What could I eat today? I wonder. How about some kale? Suggests my roommate Under. I’d much rather eat live mice, or an ink pen or bird pooh off a tree. But I try not to say it, for it might seem mean of me. I did eat it once. Accidentally and it was worse than it looks. I know you don’t believe it, but I’d rather eat hooks. Fish hooks, coat rack hooks, or hooks on a string. Kale as a food is my very last thing. Would you rather eat a nose? An ear? A baby’s bottom? Who the heck are you? Oh….it’s my great grandma Autumn. I’d rather eat a rat trap, a mouse nest, and a squirrel’s tale. I’d rather eat almost anything than that horrible awful kale!