Jokes Poems - Poems about Jokes

More can’t piddle with their piddler Nor can fiddle with their fiddler Age removes more than a little Rage just leads to the hospital Life gives us many fits and starts Strife’s left once we lose bits and parts If there’s...Read the rest...

Sharky suave loan shark got ahold of my great aunt Jean Sue Loaned her twenty thousand at the rate of eighty-two Eighty-two percent is way too high I said. Joke’s on him, she told me. I will soon...Read the rest...

Just read an old joke about Dr Watson and Sherlock Holmes going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up Watson, and...Read the rest...

Santa, weighed four hundred lbs at his yearly check up. "The Kids bribe me Dr, with Burgers, fries and ketchup." Dr said, " That's a lame excuse, your eating habits, you abused!" "Doc, the reindeer are mad, I'm...Read the rest...

Why couldn't the lizard get married and have children? Because he had Reptile Dysfunction. Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert, to be on the lookout for...Read the rest...

Jokes and franks has Line in between Friends and transients. ...Read the rest...

7 7 can make many things: When paired with 11, it can give us snacks When paired with the other two quadruplets, 7-7-7 and you get a jackpot Paired with just one, and an I, It can get us...Read the rest...

Dad went to work on an egg each day Til one day the egg cracked on the way Pants covered in yolk It was not a joke That his colleagues egged him on, all day. Dad had an egg...Read the rest...

Forgotten faces, once relinquished Appear in memory again I can’t recall a name, distinguish Their voices every now and then They speak of anything forlorn Why does it happen in my head? Those faces I thought long time gone Remind me...Read the rest...

Riddles Riddle me this Batman: what is the middle of a fat man? Is there anything clean about a garbage can? If two can dance can Toucan Sam? Is beige the same as ecru or tan? Why -does it come between ex and zee? Is...Read the rest...

Years ago I wrote a poem in appreciation of Dad Jokes… being a Dad and a PopPop it’s something I do on my family’s behalf… It’s one way to teach my children and grandchildren how to have...Read the rest...

What’s wrong about jokes? Simply timing And that’s what mars good ones: Poor Timing: Crackers know when joke’s bell starts chiming For it their cracking lips priming… Jokes flow and their hearers like toads croak, Crackers targeting ribs with jokes...Read the rest...

You can’t understand how that sounds. You laugh, but you look like clowns. Don’t repeat the joke. Don’t assail my ears with what you would call a humorous tale. I don’t have the patience for this. My head pounds. I’d...Read the rest...

It's April the 1st today A day of jokes, laughter and pranks on each other. It's April the 1st today A day to act like fools It's April the 1st today A to pretend to be clowns Happy April Fools Day...Read the rest...

Absent Friend They dusted me down after twenty years. Come to my birthday, have a few beers. We missed you so much my dear friend. Sorry about the invites we failed to send. I was a best mate, sometimes a...Read the rest...