Jokes Poems - Poems about Jokes

More can’t piddle with their piddler Nor can fiddle with their fiddler Age removes more than a little Rage just leads to the hospital Life gives us many fits and starts Strife’s left once we lose bits and parts If there’s less poke in your poker Riff out some jokes from your joker For the 8x8x8x8 contest...

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Sharky suave loan shark got ahold of my great aunt Jean Sue Loaned her twenty thousand at the rate of eighty-two Eighty-two percent is way too high I said. Joke’s on him, she told me. I will soon be dead....

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Just read an old joke about Dr Watson and Sherlock Holmes going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up Watson, and says look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce, Watson ponders the view for a minute or...

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Santa, weighed four hundred lbs at his yearly check up. "The Kids bribe me Dr, with Burgers, fries and ketchup." Dr said, " That's a lame excuse, your eating habits, you abused!" "Doc, the reindeer are mad, I'm too fat, and they can't take off!" Why don't you see Santa in the Hospital, because he has private elf care? Why...

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Why couldn't the lizard get married and have children? Because he had Reptile Dysfunction. Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert, to be on the lookout for two Hardened criminals. Why does it take a 100 million sperms to fertilize an egg? Because they wont stop and ask for directions. Why...

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Jokes and franks has Line in between Friends and transients. ...

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7 7 can make many things: When paired with 11, it can give us snacks When paired with the other two quadruplets, 7-7-7 and you get a jackpot Paired with just one, and an I, It can get us from Ohio to South Carolina With all 4 of them, you get an unsafe phone or an unsafe safe code: 7777 If...

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Dad went to work on an egg each day Til one day the egg cracked on the way Pants covered in yolk It was not a joke That his colleagues egged him on, all day. Dad had an egg every single day He wouldn't have it any other way Til he got egg bound And suddenly found That he was clucking the day...

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Forgotten faces, once relinquished Appear in memory again I can’t recall a name, distinguish Their voices every now and then They speak of anything forlorn Why does it happen in my head? Those faces I thought long time gone Remind me that they aren’t dead Fam faces I didn’t mean to find They use me now – what for? Discourteously unlock...

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Riddles Riddle me this Batman: what is the middle of a fat man? Is there anything clean about a garbage can? If two can dance can Toucan Sam? Is beige the same as ecru or tan? Why -does it come between ex and zee? Is the alphabet a good bet, or is beta better? Are you meant to sweat when you wear a sweater? Or for that matter pant in pants? Or...

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Years ago I wrote a poem in appreciation of Dad Jokes… being a Dad and a PopPop it’s something I do on my family’s behalf… It’s one way to teach my children and grandchildren how to have fun how to smile…how to laugh. It has been a responsibility I’ve always taken seriously… using humor and Dad Jokes to give my...

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What’s wrong about jokes? Simply timing And that’s what mars good ones: Poor Timing: Crackers know when joke’s bell starts chiming For it their cracking lips priming… Jokes flow and their hearers like toads croak, Crackers targeting ribs with jokes poke, Their effect mostly a bomb-scare-turned hoax, Laughter exploding they did just coax… Nice joke sometimes is sweeter than coke, Sadness goes back...

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You can’t understand how that sounds. You laugh, but you look like clowns. Don’t repeat the joke. Don’t assail my ears with what you would call a humorous tale. I don’t have the patience for this. My head pounds. I’d rather eat coffee grounds than listen to your waste of nouns. But heaven forbid you notice this detail. You can’t understand. Your obliviousness astounds. It...

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It's April the 1st today A day of jokes, laughter and pranks on each other. It's April the 1st today A day to act like fools It's April the 1st today A to pretend to be clowns Happy April Fools Day to you!!!...

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Absent Friend They dusted me down after twenty years. Come to my birthday, have a few beers. We missed you so much my dear friend. Sorry about the invites we failed to send. I was a best mate, sometimes a big sap. Your finest cue, the liver and bacon rap. Giggling about nothing entering a camp. Stuck behind a wheelchair climbing a ramp. The...

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