Jockstrap Poems - Poems about Jockstrap

...there once was a man from Kingsbury who put on his kilt in a hurry in a bit of a flap he forgot his jockstrap a chill wind put him in a flurry......Read the rest...

...Three o’clock whistle Factories let out Scores on their way For a bottle of stout No matter the weather Ignore the black clouds Celebrate man of the year Should be feeling quite proud Except ......Read the rest...

...Who? -- Me?! I never thought I'd see This wily jockstrap writing poetry And you, Mr. Businessman Investing ldly in a product that can't return a profit on a mini-garbage can... ......Read the rest...

...within Zieglerville, pennsylvania genuine snow white hair upon her noggin doth adorn, perhaps she will divulge to me (in private) after i croon (to said lass), the melody of Jimmy Crack C......Read the rest...

...I'm sure you've heard the term “artsy fartsy” It can apply to a person or a thing Most times expressed in a derogatory manner Definitely has a “nose in the air” ring In my lifetime career as......Read the rest...

...The holy spirits of “Christians” are unholy. What day earlier than mid-week did my brother, the Nazarene call fools of their liking? I am work: I’m always against a force; the old black bag, that th......Read the rest...

...it’s said by women to women that the most offensive word (in the english language) they can be called is the C word--- this word cannot be uttered by men around women, it’s said by women to men, it......Read the rest...

...Ding. Ding. Goes the sound of the bell. Soupers see a poetic king emerge from his cell... You called me a "Whorelock" - define that word punk?! You're in for a shock - I don't entertain poetic j......Read the rest...