Are gay jockeys fruit of the loom
when riding a race on the course,
and would they need the helping hand
of a leg-up
to get on their high horse?
Would a long-faced horse,
a sourpuss,
not wanting to be a player,
bolt the barn door
or be a neigh-sayer?
If a broke cowboy saddled with a nag,
a dark horse of a different colour
that's *****,
were bent, a crooked rustler,
would he sell you a bum steer?
Here's a laugher, pay attention
It'll make your day a whole lot brighter
Put my Jockeys on back to front
Put some tap water in my cigarette lighter
Gave the cat a bunch of the dog food
What a silly billy old me
Of course fed the dog some kitty food
He meowed and climbed up a tree
Poured red wine on my cereal
Put a bunch of sour cream on my toast
Hey that was really kinda yummy
Hot mustard on ice cream's the most
A little bit weird, a little bit strange
In my world there's nuttin' off limits
Try anything once, maybe even twice
Even M&Ms fried in my skillet
I'm grossing me out, gotta stop now
Just sprinkled my donut with vinegar
Have I gone nuts, is it love that's got me
No it's just me... go figure!
Dancing in my jockeys till the break of dawn
Invigorating and joyful, like a wee lithe fawn
Pirouettes and pliés
Like a joyful ballet
My troubles and strife are suddenly gone
Looking outside, all I see is blue skies
Nothing but a fantastic feeling fills my thighs
This world is amazing
Causes spirits araising
But my Jockeys are so tight, can't uncross my eyes
Down in my jockeys
Resides a good friend of mine
He's retired now
Now listen to me, you young whippersnappers
Got decades of experience in all worldly matters
Like the theory of relativity
Or keeping girlies in captivity
Just the thought of it leaves my jockeys in tatters
Creepy differences at times can make us frown
We keep them a secret for fear they'll be found
But at times without warning
They leap out, frowns start forming
Depending how freaky some jockeys go brown
Looking outside, all I see is blue skies
Nothing but a fantastic feeling fills my thighs
This world is amazing
Causes spirits a-raising
But my Jockeys are so tight, can't uncross my eyes
Dancing in my jockeys till the break of dawn
So invigorating and joyful, like a lithe wee fawn
Pirouettes and pliés
Like a joyful ballet
My troubles and strife are suddenly gone
Down in my jockeys
Resides a good friend of mine
He's retired now
© Jack Ellison 2014
Here's a laugher, pay attention
It'll make your day a lot brighter
Put my Jockeys on back to front
Put some tap water in my lighter
Gave the cat a bunch of dog food
What a silly billy old me
Fed the dog some kitty food
He meowed and climbed up a tree
Poured red wine on my cereal
Put sour cream on my toast
Hey that was really kinda yummy
Mustard on ice cream's the most
A little bit weird, a little strange
In my world there's nuttin' off limits
Try anything once, maybe even twice
Even M&Ms fried in my skillet
I'm grossing me out, I gotta stop
Just sprinkled my donut with vinegar
Have I gone nuts, maybe it's love
But that's just me, go figure!
© Jack Ellison 2014