Jock Poems - Poems about Jock

His spine curves right, then left one shoulder lower than another A hitch and a wobble in his gait ...Read the rest...

In the name of Prank What are we doing? Abusing and humiliating Flirting and dating Pushing and pulling Trolling and mocking Slapping and thoking Subscribing and sharing Spitting and daring Attacking and throwing What are we doing? Where are we going? I will never fit in. That's...Read the rest...

Jock always wore a sporran and kilted Wore a clan tartan hat that looked quilted But couldn't cope with the stares And so now trousers he wears Cos everything below has now wilted... Word got round the town...Read the rest...

I ran the 10K marathon. At once I knew I’d chosen wrong. My heart and lungs on fire, I thought I might expire. Next time I’ll safely watch from home. 9/03/2020...Read the rest...

Thrifty Scots made a new High Street from plastic trash folk used to eat The USA Won't pave that way Trump claims that oil just can't be beat!...Read the rest...

Hilary Billary Shmock The lady is purebred shlock She 'Bill-ked' the Nation Via Libyan abdication Hilary Billary Thwock Her tongue's a nerveless nock She squawks and squawks Paranoid deplorables-crock Hilary Billary Shlock Give her the old hemlock! April...Read the rest...

There once was a college sports jock, Whose exterior was as hard as a rock. But inside beat the heart Of a connoisseur of fine art, Whose colors he wore like a peacock....Read the rest...

Winter has arrived with a freaking cold blast Could have been warned it's sure a jolt to our ass Wearing shorts and a tank top Woolies and tuques we now swap The top models for style and eloquence...Read the rest...

There was once a Scotsman called Jock Who was always stroking his cock But when the clock struck ten He then turned to his hen The egg basket is now restocked . 05/07/2014...Read the rest...

its why am in shake foe heaven sake to should do too get a a book get hook when you'll start get out and JOCK...Read the rest...

Actually saw my first robin today Gayly flitting from branch to branch Please don't tell my super jock friends They're just waiting for a chance They'll start calling me “sweetie pie” And kissing me on the cheek Ask if they could...Read the rest...

JOCK AND HIS DOG Once knew a Scottish dancing geezer Accidentally locked his dog in the freezer: Seems the animal had just spilt Some curds and ...Read the rest...

There once was a dim witted tight end For his rump he would make no amends But into his jock Well, he stuffed a sock Why he’d do that I can’t comprehend?...Read the rest...

A bad play On a deep and dark September Gazing from these bleachers To that ref who blew that call On a freshly painted court in the middle of fall I am A Jock I am A Flock I've got balls A fortress...Read the rest...

When you left, you left a legacy Everyone knows that Jock is legendary Wiltshire told you, you were a star In the news for several weeks Longing for you, but she’s still strong Loving you more since you’ve been gone Memories...Read the rest...