Title: "Jingle Bell Blues"
(To the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Verse 1:
Dashing through the store,
On a frantic holiday,
Grabbing gifts galore,
In a checkout line ballet.
Lights are burning bright,
Tinsel’s everywhere,
Oh, what fun it is to fight
For the last plush teddy bear!
Chorus:
Jingle bells, sales from hell,
Credit cards take flight,
Oh, what pain it is to shop
On a Christmas Eve night!
Jingle bells,...
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