Infomercials Poems - Poems about Infomercials

...In the beginning, the Word stood alone, A solitary witness to creation. Its single nascent syllable was pleasant in tone, But found itself in need of conversation. In the beginning, the Word ha......Read the rest...

... Infomercials Haiku: by Tom 12/17/2020 Those infomercials, for things I don’t need or want, have grown annoying! ......Read the rest...

...In the year 3030 Time travel is what some like to say a common convenient conveyance. And is sold like Air travel or Train fair. Seeing that most people have cars that fly. For some time travel ......Read the rest...

...Dark and murky they hide their face political appetite for many I don't have any even if there was a parking space A star some born in which to be some hunger for destruction fear of abductio......Read the rest...

...Volatile Hazardous Noxious Material... Spews out the maw bare n paws size of a bear yes, him Donald Trump with maniacal glare gussied up as inane name calling offensive analogous to an ove......Read the rest...

...Consonant Like A Vow (el) Now ma nada twirly (to early) twittering condolences to the esprit de corps, qua (just recently) late John McCain, and his surviving family suddenly damning origina......Read the rest...

...Things between us have changed. Pretending only presents the underlying problem. We spend our time in seperate rooms. The television on two seperate channels. Still unable to find what we're lo......Read the rest...

... The souls of the Damned in Perdition Oft complain of their hellish conditions. “TV reception is bad, There’s no WiFi to be had, And there's talk of starting a petition!” And ad......Read the rest...

...Cossack Cowboys Riding Llamas That they dress In pink pajamas Teeny boppers Blowing bubbles Biker chicks Causing trouble Nuns in Habits Punks in chains One or two Of the deranged Rubbing ......Read the rest...

...GROGGY BEDHEAD NO COFFEE SHUT THE BLINDS .... PRESIDENTIAL NO GOOD CHOICES TELIVISION SIGNAL GLITCH SMEAR ART CAMPAIGN... LATE NIGHT REHEATED RERUN RETWEEKED RETWEETED MORNING NEWS?.... MORE RAIN TO......Read the rest...

...What's with all those infomercials Those people talking in circles Trying to sell you stuff you don't need Tell you their product will do this guaranteed They are always on really late Wi......Read the rest...

...I have this recurring fantasy. I travel to northern Ontario and hire a bush pilot who flies me to the Great Slave Lake. It is a one way trip. I carry my trusty Ronco Survival Knife that I bought ......Read the rest...

...CHALLENGE TITLE POETRY CONTEST FOR AUGUST ON POEMHUNTER.COM! 'WHY DO TURTLES CROSS THE ROAD? ' OK FOLKS! Please choose your favorite poem from those entered here and remember too to give you......Read the rest...

...I'm trying a brand new recipe that is claimed to be delishful. Fresh beans with hue of grue with butter pat and bacon fat melded. I served it to my family and waited for the praises ......Read the rest...

...Mind is racing, too tired to sleep Tried everything, even counting sheep Turn on the TV as the channels I scan Being up all night was not the plan Infomercials and movies, all seen before Battling ......Read the rest...