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Iguanas Poems - Poems about Iguanas


Premium Member Turtles and Iguanas
Turtles and iguanas do not eat meat. Beef and chicken to them is not tasty or sweet. They go for bugs and tiny plants that are green. If you do not believe me, here is my cousin, Big Dean. Big Dean is an expert. He is married to a turtle gal. Broccoli, plants, lettuce and flies satisfy his wife, Miss...

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Categories: iguanas, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Raining Iguanas
It’s raining iguanas; They’re falling from trees. So strap on the headgear, ‘Cuz it’s fixing to freeze. Next week, there’s a blizzard; There’s already talk. They’re expecting gators, But that’s just a croc. If turtles get added To this wintry mix, You’d best watch those bones, They’ll be snapping like sticks! Barometer’s falling; Call the doc, goodness sakes! I’m getting quite anxious Just thinking of snakes. I might have to blue...

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Categories: iguanas, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Iguanas
Funny thing happened on my way to the sauna Met a strange-looking man carrying an iguana Perhaps a family pet Not many friends I'll bet Iguanas have the ability to cause a trauma...

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Categories: iguanas, animal, pets,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member One-Eyed Iguanas
I once met some natives from Bahamas Both men had the same size BIG iguanas I was embarrassed - to say I felt very SMALL - that day When I saw them pop out their pajamas Re-submitted for- Put Your Best (One) Limerick Forward (Be like Rico Leffanta) Poetry Contest Sponsored by:...

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Categories: iguanas, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Iguanas On the Prowl
Reptilian creatures defy grace Suzanne has eighty visiting her place She could not leave her home There was no room to roam Confined – until a gator cleared space *Entry for Nate’s Limerick contest...

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Categories: iguanas, animals, funny,
Form: Limerick




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