Idiocy Poems | Examples


Premium Member Idiocy of I Know How You Feel

My mother is dead.
Life continues for others.
I see them mowing their lawns.
Children are outside, playing, laughing and swinging.
I know how you feel some idiot says.

My mother is gone.
No more laughter.
No more smile.
No time to say I am sorry.
No time to hear I love you.
I know how you feel some idiot says.

My mother would be rolling her eyes.
She would make fun of their insensitivity after they go.
We would giggle about the ridiculousness of this stupid saying.
I know how you feel.
Of course they could not.
She is not their mother
And she is gone.

Idiocy

We become stupid because 
we bother not about 
the consequences 
of our actions


Stupidity

Stupidity- what do you say?
You've always led the way
You've talked me into doing wrong
Whatever life you stay

You'll only want to hold me
And never need me now
You'll always seem to be my type
but that is how I bow

You'll always be my sater
You'll feed me more somehow
Perhaps you are the smarter
and let me see as how

I wonder if you'll come to me
when I am making sense
Perhaps you'll know from others
that that is our expense

Premium Member Ipad Idiocy Day

Going mad, bonkers , crazy!
Attempting to CCP on the new iPad.
Rather be pushing up daisies!
A beautiful poem I wrote,gone like Casper the Ghost!

Oops_ he will be put away soon,
By the WOKE culture, too, 
Unless he and his Mother.....
Change from that verboten white color.

I am just sharing silliness.
But I am truly high stressed.
Please, please no advice!
I am going to have soothing tea with ice.

To my American friends..
It is Memorial Day...
I cannot but so wonder,
When that will be replaced
By an International Togetherness Day?

Premium Member What Kind of Idiocy Is This

What kind of idiocy is this?
She asked the strange Alien Miss.
Alien Miss gave her a brutal hiss.
Warning from her deep thought abyss.
Stared into eye of solid blue disc.
What are you here? What is your business?
E.T. asked her if she was a whiz.
No she said, but I do live my bliss.
Can I ask questions, much like a quiz?
Sure she said, not wanting to be remiss.
Gave lots of answers to Alien Miss.
Showed her how to shake hands and give a good kiss.
Lots of attention toward Alien Miss.
Who traveled back to space in deep dark abyss.


His Idiocy He Has Shown

Would this person I have known,
Not acting as if he is fully grown,
Think that he can,
Resemble bed pan;
All his idiocy to us he has shown.

Jim Horn

Sound familiar?

Audit Idiocy

Audit Idiocy 

Life in secrecy;
Audit idiot is he,
With no decency.

Jim Horn

Faith Allows Idiocy To Thrive

IT is truly the SCOURGE of Humankind!

Copyright 2016 Robert  William Gruhn A.R.R.

Complete Idiocy

Complete Idiocy 

Did discover I was faced with a dilemma 
Was word to use either enigma or enema
When articulate adjective for call was curtain
How bad would pain have to be hurtn'.

When call ended up being last one
Show was already over and done
What might be missed never knew
Except person put in prison for point of view.

Now that point of view could be contained
And forgot all the facts that had remained
No matter what the bigger the crime
Longer in jail will have to serve time.

Should you serve or is it better to be served
And smoking and bad behavior had to be curbed
After a period of time they then projected
With complete idiocy we were to be injected.

James Thomas Horn
Retarded Veteran and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC

Idiocy

There's a new law being passed in our state
Which our politicians think is just great.

It has to do with the process of election
To me, it is a process for ejection.

The law will be that in each election we've got
All offices on ballots must be voted, whether you like it or not.

The election judge must stop each one
To advise them they must vote for someone.

As a judge of election I can see
Nothing but problems with this idiocy.

For if a voter doesn't like any candidate
He can't just leave a blank mark on his slate.

It's a silly law that they have made
So more of their lazy butts can make the grade.

For some will be elected because there must be a vote
And we judges must make sure the voter puts in a tote.

It will cause more confusion and questions on voting day
The voters will have a few choice words to say.

I don't know what was going through their heads
Except that this law will provide them with their daily bread.

Because some will be elected...worthy or not
Just because there has to be a mark on the ballot.

Poor political egos being bruised by voter indifference
Too bad they can't remember Payne's words..."Common Sense".

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