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Hypotenuse Poems - Poems about Hypotenuse

Premium Member Proofs
...Proofs!!! I could never grasp proofs they were too much for me How could side-angle-side equal prove that the hypotenuse squared plus, the cosine of angle A equal the square root of Pi? ......

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Categories: hypotenuse, humorous, math,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Archimedean Homesick Blues - Apologies to Bob Dylan
...To be sung to the tune of Subterranean Homesick Blues. Davy’s in the basement Working on geometry You’ll see my intent A theorem in development Presh is on the website Hit pause, scratch hea......

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Categories: hypotenuse, math, music,
Form: Rhyme



Math
...Pity the fool who lives by numbers He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers Imagines triangles equal or obtuse Then numbers his thoughts by hypotenuse. He dreams of trig and long di......

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Categories: hypotenuse, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Huh
... This morning, teacher said this week: "We'll syntax Shakespeare used critique. We'll cogitate and cursive write And elements and odes recite. We'll nuclei and despots learn. To Babylon and U......

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Categories: hypotenuse, basketball, confusion, humor, school,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Square On the Hypotenuse
...gift from father beyond cemetery, bound red book named Euclid's geometry, father was head teacher of known repute, but the son's reading skills were less astute. wrapped in fine velvet it was i......

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Categories: hypotenuse, blessing, christian, funny,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Poem For My Algebra Teacher
...I know I promised no more ‘Make you Cry Poems’ I said I'd never write another ‘Wipe your eye poem’ And for three years I tried not to retract, but after so many tears I have to take th......

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Categories: hypotenuse, 6th grade, abuse, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member To My High School Math Teacher
...Thank you, Mr. Rogers (yes, his real name!) for rescuing me from teenage purgatory. Perplexed teenager, lacking social lumen pulled C's in English, D's in History - ......

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Categories: hypotenuse, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Italian Sonnet
Irrefutable and Irreputable
...Numerical value of irreputable in Chaldean Numerology is 3. Numerical value of irreputable in Pythagorean Numerology is 1. In mathematics, the Pythagorean theorem, also known as Pyth......

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Categories: hypotenuse, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Will It Be Dinosaur Foot Tickling Or Chucking Beetroot Around Then
...Are you really going to tickle a dinosaur foot with a stone feather? or throw beetroots? Who would attend a pterodactyl party? A daisy? A wallflower? A creeping jungle tree vine complete with snak......

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Categories: hypotenuse, arabic, art, assonance, aubade,
Form: I do not know?
A Walnut Is Waltzing With a Willow Tree Today
...a walnut waltzing with a willow tree A molecule is neither a destitute mop without a bucket house. Nor is it a seven acre field that is very cold due to having no grass. Even the most prepared of gr......

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Categories: hypotenuse, aubade, baseball, basketball, bird,
Form: I do not know?
Playing With the Paint
...pickle a paper and print paint playfully pointing pins Knitting needles in a fish and chip shop is about as useful or as necessary as eating a soup with a spade. Dramatic are the arriving interludes......

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Categories: hypotenuse, absence, allah, allusion, angel,
Form: I do not know?
Freud Again Horn Haiku
...Freud Again Horn Haiku Three aspects will fight In combat with each other No equality. Jim Horn http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx Tangent = Sin/Co S......

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Categories: hypotenuse, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Hypotenuse Cooked My Goose
...A mathematician, I am not How to figure I forgot. Forget the hypotenuse, For it ain’t no use. Pythagoras, keep your theorem, For it causes me delirium. A mere child said he’d explain, With a......

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Categories: hypotenuse, math,
Form: Quatrain
Deep Low Math
...Deep Low Math Divide the 1st number by nothing, Undefined, That’s the meaning of TRUE LOVE, Even the highest integer in a form of positive, Cannot explain why this thing is greater than any negativ......

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Categories: hypotenuse, love, math, me, metaphor,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Circle Gets the Square
...A is for algebra, where numbers are represented by letters B is for base, a base ten number system is much better C is for circle, it goes round and round D is for degree, in a circle, 360 a......

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Categories: hypotenuse, science, relationship,
Form: Free verse

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