Funny Husband Poems
These Funny Husband poems are examples of Husband poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Husband Funny poems written by international poets.
How to attach a shower curtainHow to attach a shower curtain...
I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third
two thousand and twenty
since the following words apropos
and...
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Categories:
husband, abuse, angel, appreciation, business,
Wife PreciousThis is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...
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Categories:
character, happiness, husband, meaningful,
Onyun Souped
onyun soups a bind that ties
spousey wins pulitzer prize
recipe steeped
in onyuns weeped
so tasty it closed my eyes.
...
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Categories:
husband, autumn, food, funny, funny
Chicken Noodles
in this mug is chicken noodles
spousey makes a whole caboodles
evry single day
chases flu away
lets me get back to my doodles.
...
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husband, autumn, funny, giggle, humor,
Love is a Funny-Smelling Thing
If bathtubs grew onions
then feet might have bunions
that...
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Categories:
body, hurt, husband, sleep,
Your Love Is LikeYour love is like a river peaceful and deep,
like a secret I just can’t keep, like the shearing of a sheep,
like taking a leap,...
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Categories:
crazy, husband,
The Sirens of LoveWhen I was a young girl I wanted to find true love, and I thought I knew
what love was.
But soon I would figure out...
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Categories:
husband, appreciation, destiny, fate, happiness,
NorwichBack during World War 11 -
written on the backs of envelopes
NORWICH
reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too.
In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”-
I never...
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Categories:
funny, husband, word play,
Kill the Shrillthere was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
he said please shut up
he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!
(caveat: no endorsement...
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funny, humorous, hurt, husband,
I Have a WomanI have a woman.
I’m proud to call her my wife.
Some give theirs’ nicknames, ‘her indoors’ and ‘the trouble and strife’
Now, I have my flaws and...
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Categories:
husband, confusion, crazy, funny love,
A December MementoThe pink polka-dot nightgown, ...
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husband, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted OutInapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic...
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Categories:
husband, adventure, august, fate, funny
CardsCards
I would write,
and draw...
and make a card
every day,
if I thought it would
lesson the distance between us
by only an inch.
I would...
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Categories:
husband, angel, forgiveness, freedom, friend,
HappyHappy
You make me laugh,
all the time.
You make me smile
when I don't want to.
You make me say things,
that I never thought I...
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Categories:
husband, celebration, forgiveness, friendship love,
The World Is Too Funny To Be AngryThe world is too funny to be angry
What mr A deals with
Is same with what Mr B
Is dealing with
It might be in...
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Categories:
africa, confidence, dedication, husband,