Autumn Humorous Poems
These Autumn Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Autumn. These are the best examples of Humorous Autumn poems written by international poets.
Thought To Order NatureI thought to order Nature,
yet it rained that picnic day:
apparently her sun, did not listen,
had she even bothered to ask, my wonder?
I thought to order...
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Categories:
autumn, change, humorous, nature,
We went once, then thrice againWe went once, then thrice again,
Pushed through struggles all in vain.
A mountain of trust came crashing down,
By jealousy small, it wore the crown.
We went once,...
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humorous,
Happiness is a new wireless mouseHappiness is a new wireless mouse
I bought from Staples earlier today
November 18th, 2024
cuz the the older one malfunctioned.
Said older generation mouse sported
a rather extensive "mouse...
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Categories:
humorous, 1st grade, 6th grade,
The fine art of making excusesThe fine art of making excuses
which achievement, deportment,
endorsement, and indictment
(more serious than rigging an election)
jump/kickstarts (a divine comedy of errors)
not reason enough
to be deported),
but necessitates...
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humorous, animal, appreciation, autumn, business,
The Crazy World Of The Fruit And Veg Folkmr onion with his mad mad hair
miss pepper with her smoothen skin
mrs lemon looking so so fair
master cauliflower’s complexion
the long long nose of sir carrot
the...
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crazy, fun, funny, humorous,
Sleeping GazerNations, countries, territories
You can’t see me over those
Piles of rubbish, telling stories
Fake old glories they impose
They attempt to pluralize me
Politicians of all sorts
As if I...
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Categories:
autumn, fantasy, humorous, i
Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than lifeI feel honored, and flattered to acquaint myself (a married youthful looking sexagenarian solitudinarian from southeastern Montgomery County, Pennsylvania), yet feel awkward at jump/kick starting...
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humorous, adventure, autumn, celebration, fun,
An Autumn TaleAutumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip...
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Categories:
humorous, pain, work,
Lawn Mowing WarsThe thick numerous shoots of grass have come out,
no more snow shovels til late autumn comes about.
I hear the robins chirp as they tend their...
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Categories:
humorous, 8th grade, 9th grade,
Dotty Doggy DuoDotty doggy duo, daily derring-do,
descending leaves decorating yard,
Beau-black as coal,
brown-eyed batty Gus,
barking brazenly, bounding,
both bonkers?
a boisterous, "You betcha!"
Kings of calamity-
canines of chaos,
squirrels scurry for sweet...
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humorous, 6th grade, 7th grade,
country living
an actor he was typecast
a soldier hit by a blast
but as of today
he's out mowing hay
farming a dramatic past.
...
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Categories:
humorous, age, autumn, farm, happiness,
Oh My Gourdpregnancy craving
ate too many pumpkin pies
my skin turned orange...
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Categories:
autumn, food, humorous,
The Four SeasonsDon’t know that I have
a favorite season
I mean, Spring is quite
nice, if you don’t mind
sneezin’
Summer, warmly teasing!
Till sunburn besets the host,
unarguably not pleasing
Winter skiing,...
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Categories:
humor, humorous, poetry, poets,
hallowed eve
fiendy stalkers glide on air
some in mothers wiggy hair
a strange eerie sight
this cool autumn night
our scarefest vanity fair.
...
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Categories:
humorous, adventure, autumn, cheer up,
In Search of a Great White Butt OxWe embarked on an adventure
That was quite quixotic
A scientific dream quencher
Searching for exotics
We started where we thought made sense
Out on the sunning docks
Where perhaps there’d...
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Categories:
humorous, journey,