Humorless Poems - Poems about Humorless

...(To be sung to the tune of "Cruella DeVil") Vanilla DeVil, Vanilla DeVil, If she cannot bore you, then nobody will. With her, you’ll never ever have a thrill. Vanilla, Vanilla She’s bett......

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...The reunion that caused all of the zany brouhaha From a family kerfuffle with one humorless raw flaw It all went down quite swiftly, in a quick split lickety And ended outside in the hedges most......

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...It has been a short - lived career, Former ones tried on Black Maria; To soon start bearing A Pariah, His story the same in Syria, Which he had judged land of Moriah, Jesus Christ leaving for Sh......

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...My youngest of three AfricanAmerican adopted sons has profound nonwhite nonstraight nonverbal cerebral palsy. Profound in at least not being privileged or victimized by internal LeftBrain d......

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...Truthfully, and kinda depressing, I can't "manage" anger any better than fear and contagious distrust and nearly constant anxiety and chronic depression. In nonviolent communication practice......

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...Am I unhealthy and unsafe oppressed, suppressed, repressed, right-brain negatively depressed? Not really all that: competitively left-brain impressive, first through last impression newswor......

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...He tightly sermonized on Harmony, Neatly anchoring it in More Money: How none of it unleashes Acrimony And could crush A Holy Matrimony. Soon, he alighted on Ceremony But still built it on More ......

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...It was thought the young whale was pregnant confused as she was and out of her depth. They waded into the river to help, floated rubber rafts to buoy her up. Marine experts posited ways to kee......

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...From the science I finally pulled out, After my homework unleashed a shout: An All-Times The Strangest Graph; To our Physics Teacher, “Perfect Chaff…” And it made the poor gentleman weep; Aw......

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...Copious tears flowed gently in the dire disaster but we're not in brutal excess. Doom occurs precisely in a proper time when su......

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...Inside my elegantly intuitive, but SupremelyWhite Male neglected, and cooperatively We-managed RightHemisphere, Grows a nutritious nuancing and nonviolently nonverbally communicating win/win ......

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...What I wanted to say the other day when exalting healthy kindness for potentially freeing us from Straight White Men's great meanness Costing Earth's Green Commons and charging disinterest ag......

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...Grotesque tall neurons sprout into the sky screaming anarchic omniscience Green gold pulses in incandescent eruptions Hot humorless jagged rocks cut through omniscient anarc......

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...Last week, I walked up to a woman, My arms encircling her un-notified waist, After stiffly pointing out to some man His not- funny miscalculations from childish haste… Only yesterday was traili......

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...I noticed just yesterday while glowering about something else now already once again forgotten... I seem to have lost my good-sensed humor along my stumbling isolating internal say Toward......

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