Humor Limerick Poems - Poems about Humor Limerick

Lilly And Billy Street cat Billy's spongy scraggly and cool So, so edgy-sik, he's a grunge-dusky jewel House cat Lily purrs he's so fine Billy scoffs just get in line But he knows deep down he'll gladly play the fool...Read the rest...

Star-Crossed Cat Love A domestic Manx, hopes torn stream and tossed Pines and purrs for a stray cat so very lost Their souls ache with delight Through the screen door at night A true love forbidden at a heartbreaking cost ...Read the rest...

He said it, it's true, this man never lies They've been cooking our pets right before our eyes A German shepherd pie? A Persian cat on rye? You heathen Haitians, there's really no surprise!...Read the rest...

A cat on April Fools’, sleek and cool, Found itself in a rather wet duel. With a splash and a splosh, In a fishbowl, it did wash, Proving even a feline can be a fool!...Read the rest...

Did ever I tell you, sweetie, About my grandpa Tweety? See how you feel In a cage, you heel, While I'm off in Tahiti!...Read the rest...

A poet once tried to rhyme “turmeric”: he ate ten big jars, and then murmured “Ick!” His taste buds murdered, poor dear old Bernard bolted up three flights of stairs to be sick....Read the rest...

When I do not read I fall sick And it might even last for a week, If you see me so Don't worry, just go And get me a naughty Limerick....Read the rest...

A Lovelorn Lad From Camaron A lovelorn lad from Camaron pledged his darling the earth and the moon When she demanded them now along with a cow He fled to the nearest saloon ...Read the rest...

The Angry Chef A seafood chef near the golden gate Is constantly mean and irate Punching the trout Kicking carp all about Blaming fish for their sorry fate ...Read the rest...

Confused Dachshund There's a dachshund from Key Biscay saving ice cubes for a sweltery day He buries them deep hoping they'll keep and wonders how they get away ...Read the rest...

There once was a known lady of vice Who charged for her moist pie by the slice Famous men would holler Down many a dollar To taste the infamous Heidi Fleiss...Read the rest...