Funny Hotel Poems

Hello, cucarachas, whether large or small;
I can't stand the ones that fly or the ones that crawl.
I've got a place for you to spend your...

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All I hear of Hilton Hotels is terrible,
making mistakes but taking the money, 
slanderous to staff now that ain’t funny, 
acting all proper job 
when...

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# Hotel without breakfast
Tree lined country road 
The day is about to erode

Hotel sign flashed past
Somewhere to stay at last

Sunset shining through the trees dreaming...

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I was speared by a Cupid star gazer
More likely the devil's hell-raiser !
With much mischief, his darts,
like his poems, would impart
a wit that's as sharp...

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What a beautiful breakfast
This hotel  embraces your stay
Everything you could wish for
To keep u going all day

The prunes I had were lovely
So juicy and fat
Now...

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Its 4 in the morning
Woke up , wondering why
Tummy feeling empty
And mouth feeling dry.

Look at room service
It finished at 2
Looked in handbag
In case there was...

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The Hotel Pool Is Closed Today

By Elton Camp

We were on vacation down Florida way
Picked a hotel where we wanted to stay

Weather was hot, so in...

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Should you decide to stay in a hotel that is somewhat off the shelf,
Is quaint, a hundred years old but costs a reasonable amount of...

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The Snooty Hotel

By Elton Camp

The hotel was nicer than usual for us.
It looked like maybe a four-star plus.
If we tried to be friendly to those...

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The Snooty Hotel 

By Elton Camp

The hotel was nicer than usual for us.
It looked like maybe a four-star plus.
If we tried to be friendly to...

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Hotel room next door
Headboard to wall symphony....
Fireworks starting soon

© May 10 2010 Charles Henderson...

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Thin walls reveal, too well,
the aspirations of my neighbors.

Quiet moans mingle
with the drone of TV,
a strange mélange of real
and imagined eroticism.

As their headboard
bangs a jumbled...

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