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Funny Holiday Poems

These Funny Holiday poems are examples of Holiday poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Holiday Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Packedy-Pack I'm Packing
I went on holiday
so I thought I’d pack
I put in my head
I’d be needing that

I packed my arm
because where’s the harm

so too my toes 
not...

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Categories: fun, funny, holiday, humorous,



Premium Member At At
there is a place at at at
it is by by by
which is near near near
not too far from from from
you can get there via via...

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Categories: fun, funny, holiday, humorous,

Premium Member More Than a Kiss
All I asked for was a platonic kiss
but Cupid, he wanted much more than this
	He said, "Get in the groove
	Show her your best move!
For if...

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Categories: cute, funny, giggle, holiday,

Premium Member Cupid and the Saint
“Hey Cupid, hollered the Saint,
bringing me couples, ya ain’t!”
	Cupid answered, “So what?
	Ya just get what ya got.
Don’t mix prayer with complaint.”...

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Categories: cute, funny, holiday, humorous,

Premium Member Corny, the Scarecrow
Corny, the scarecrow,
Was a fun and playful soul,
Stuffed with corn shucks,
And anchored to a long pole.

Corny, the scarecrow,
Is a creepy, daunting sort,
Made of last year’s...

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Categories: bird, childhood, christmas, holiday,



The Turkey
She tried cooking a turkey
On Thanksgiving Day but
That funny turkey wanted to play 
So, he opened up the oven door
Then leaped out onto the floor
He...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, holiday,

Premium Member Santas Hired a Dragon To Train Shy Elves
Santa Claus hired a dragon, Donnie Draco
to bring shy elves out of their cocoons;
he trains them to deliver the presents,
as meeting humans for them, is...

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Categories: christmas, fantasy, fun, holiday,

Premium Member The Island of Thrown Away Holiday Candy
Past the salad fields of green,
With ciders flowing in between,
An island sits though out a-ways,
Of candy from the holidays.

They’re thrown away and tossed aside,
Without a...

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© Jd Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: holiday, chocolate, food, fun, funny,

Premium Member Snow Go
There once was a young girl named Flo.
She liked holidays quiet and slow.
	But Jolly Saint Nick,
	well, he came too quick
and poor Flo was left to...

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Categories: christmas, funny, giggle, holiday,

Biden Ruins Christmas
For Christmas I bought you a mustang, with dice hung from the mirror.
  But the IRS came and took it away and gave it...

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Categories: car, christmas, funny, holiday,

Premium Member Rudolph's Run In
Officer please, I respect the police
Please give me a warning and my release.
Who knew a red headlight’s illegal?
Dear Santa said "light it, it's legal!"
Yo officer,...

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© Tom Valles  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: holiday, animal, christmas, fun, funny,

Premium Member Sally's Holiday Greetings
Sally sent her Holiday Cards to all
May Christmas and New Year's Day be a ball
Let there be more money
Let there be more honey
She kept one...

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Categories: christmas, giving, holiday, new

Premium Member The Christmas Gift
She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been...

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Categories: holiday, christmas, december, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Fab Holiday
planned once-in-a lifetime fab holiday, 
                   Suzie...

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Categories: fun, holiday,

Premium Member Thanksgiving Toast
Here’s to Thanksgiving and to you
have fun, eat up, and give thanks too
	big, swollen tummies
	result of yummies
I’m just hoping that you won’t spew!...

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Categories: celebration, food, funny, holiday,


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