Hoity Toity Poems - Poems about Hoity Toity

...I only speak in Absolute Yet this is not my only attribute Im also fluent in Paradox Contradiction and Outside the Box Though Deception is my native tongue And Manipulation my lips have sung ......Read the rest...

...Deva Ossig, the landlady (and property owner) turned rogue Just a couple weeks shy and seven years ago to the day, I still remember contractual obligations our previous residential abode 724 ......Read the rest...

...I was walking hoity-toity When pride tumbled to the ground And despite its monolithic weight... It feathered not a sound. I stretched upon a bended knee But my efforts were surpassed... I fou......Read the rest...

...arrogance insolent, hoity-toity domineering, flawing, insulting haughtiness, pomposity, humbleness, grace grovelin......Read the rest...

...In the manse market for a preowned spa house Mine feeble efforts pale in comparison to a kid scaling El Capitan of Yosemite National Park, nevertheless me, a dry witted husband self emasculate......Read the rest...

...Me and the missus live in decent sturdy accommodations (formerly Schwenksville Elementary School ofttimes referred to as prison, and manager as the de facto warden), albeit not so shabby nor ch......Read the rest...

...Where does one find humour? Everywhere one looks... at least I do Others may not see it like me But maybe I'm just built differently I was blessed with an oversized giggle gene It's cert......Read the rest...

...How unappealing... the missus went bananas courtesy hurling mandarin oranges. Yes quite juvenile unladylike childlike behaviour, mine wife oft times doth display, I do not deplore yours tru......Read the rest...

...Ever the gracious recipient of largesse! Estrangement swiftly harries stylishly tailors mine psyche courtesy family of origin, plus eldest daughter, whose doth rage against this human machine, ......Read the rest...

...Quasi Mote - Oh Ephemeral Transit Across Proto Zones! Strictly speculation from this mind, who contemplates stripped down version bajillion eons ago cosmic bit sized dots pinwheeled thru spati......Read the rest...

...We (me and the missus) live in a decent accommodations low income quite modest rent, which facility lacks no shortage of gossip mongers with mail delivery the major event many old people sme......Read the rest...

...As Miss Luby watches from her window a moving van backs up the driveway across the street BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! its warning cry has a beacon-like effect on the neighborhood arousing in......Read the rest...

...to dirt poor anonymous guerillas G.I. Jane or G.I. Joe who cross paths with each other, even those one doth not know when ordinary biases, callousness, denigration...doth full low o......Read the rest...

...Hoity-Toity La-Di-Da existence desired never able to obtain the coveted lifestyle high falutin pompous arrogant attempts made towards obtaining the obscure illusive snooty characteris......Read the rest...

...No sooner than we set foot within said domicile attestation to so called gentleman’s’ agreement with guile initially infrequently, but incessantly as time elapsed Isle never forget (nor will spou......Read the rest...