How Unappealing the Missus Went Bananas

How unappealing... the missus went bananas courtesy hurling mandarin oranges. Yes quite juvenile unladylike childlike behaviour, mine wife oft times doth display, I do not deplore yours truly reckons tis futile effort causing furore aye attest bull in china shop incorrigible hardcore exhibited by spouse out of bounds antics bon jour earlier within marriage shenanigans twas the stuff back in the day sparking altercations, haint no lore regarding wedded bliss muddle aged doozy storied married couple expressing mutual love nevermore did deux disparate birds of a feather flock together espousing total mortal kombat (with looming fruity weapon of mass destruction living below poverty dirt poor surviving (barely) hand to mouth unable to afford top of line high grade clean atomic bombs rapport re: ruining our reputation as hoity toity main liners portraying child's play conflicts in East/West Timor almost annihilating each other i.e. zee Harris family plus well nigh turning planet Earth into vapour. Sober realization of brinksmanship brought now auld geezers (defanged & harmless) flinging foodstuffs cold and/or frozen leftovers (carbon dated), petrified extolled as delicacy among Neanderthals, who would value and cherish fruit lobbed as love's labour's lost more precious (as a physical expression of affection) more so than fine spun gold thee rented man cave serves atavistic trait hard rock cafe functions as pleasant reminder, where one percent genetic stock originated (think noggin rock hard iron maiden mold). Backtrack to years spanning 2000-2010 wen furious red hot poker rage twas unmanageable when living under duress within Penn Valley even tranquilizers could not assuage harkening back when yours truly under threat courtesy battle ax and her henchwomen, which matriarch took immediate dislike, née rabid (foaming at the mouth loathing) towards yours truly them days outright state of undeclared warfare found fury within me exceeding the wrath of Kong! Thank dog, I mellowed since then gratuity prescription medication.