Family Hilarious Poems

Jack had just escaped the local slammer
He’d struck the sheriff's car with a hammer.  
He tried to look normal, in an aisle in Stop...

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The sequence of events
Lead me to believe 
That love exists
The sequence of drama
Lead me to believe 
That the story is readable 
Who could have thought?,

The...

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the infamous tornado mosquito bit Serena and her neck was infected.
The head will have to be amputated, doc said when he inspected.
But how will I...

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I met a stranger.
When I was born to this world
She thought me various things
And kept me clean and happy
As ever she could.
But I never knew...

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Let’s just imagine that the world witnesses a drastic change,
Dogs are walking humans, and trees are locked in a cage!

Cats suddenly start flying in the...

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Who is your favorite family member? Jerry Stringer asks me.
I look around the stage and out in the audience, seeing many expectant faces.
My husband, three...

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The yard’s a mess and grass has grown.
It’s time for me to mow.
Not hard to figure on one’s own,
Don’t even have to show.

Some don’t agree...

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My mother does not believe in snow
When the news mention that it will snow
She thinks it must be a hoax or worse a conspiracy theory

Philadelphia...

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husband’s cheap gift wife’s 
expression priceless wife drags 
tightwad mate to court 


Created and posted : 23 November 2020

Contest : Make Me Laugh With Some...

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My journey is not long but my dream is
I search for the fastest way to reach my destination
But time tells me, “Take one step at...

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How unappealing... the missus went bananas
courtesy hurling mandarin oranges.

Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I do not deplore

yours truly reckons
tis futile effort...

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It’s when you don't have
the money for a hit man.
And you know something
needs to be done.
If you have a hot date
and your boss asked you
to...

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Bi-balls are jewels carrying family pride,
though vital to survival they hang outside,
nearly all men have bi-balls but Hitler had one,
Goebels had no balls, why war...

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I had a little mimic once when I was about twelve.
If my hair was in a ponytail, she would tie her hair in a ponytail.
If...

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There's lots of play to underwear. 
I'll try to be discreet. 
It stretches to contain my boys 
Who hang down t'wards my feet. 
Elastic waistband...

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