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Funny Health Poems

These Funny Health poems are examples of Health poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Health Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member When You Get Old
When you are old not much seems new
But technology trolls and cars suck too
I like the old cars with frames solid heavy
Does good a heart...

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Categories: health, age, america, appreciation, art,



My Dear Amy
My Dear Emmy,
I'm in deep Envy
Were you  born to be infallible to
belittle me?
your art deco with shiny trophies,
the boy you got is exactly how...

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Categories: health, anxiety, courage, for her,

Whatever, this was dumb anyway
Always messing up
When I feel so upset
Going all in way too hard
To lose another stupid bet

Losing all my hard earned money
Yet again I am robbed...

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Categories: health, anger, angst, dark, depression,

Premium Member THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni Mitchell
I went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.

Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...

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Categories: funny, garden, health, hilarious,

I Followed The Path
I followed the path because I recognised it
as the path that followed me
sunlight made the pebbles paler 
as I made them darker like a shadow

I...

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Categories: health, angst, anxiety, depression, introspection,



Peace
How would it feel to wake up with no worry? 
No more pain, sorrow or anxiety 
No more overthinking? How happy I’d be
Free from this...

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Categories: beach, deep, mental health,

Premium Member Seijaku
hey math tutor, I need help. 
kids with questions - five at once!
multitasking, aging, geezer.
too much, too much, who needs help?
tasks need doing, people are waiting.
computers,...

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Categories: mental health, peace, stress,

Premium Member Looking For A Brain
Having a CT Scan in a couple of days
Most likely looking for a brain
Hope they find something that resembles such
Not finding one might be a...

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Categories: health,

The Rain
I f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better. 
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter

 I adore the miserable...

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Categories: health, angst, depression, funny, garden,

Jeff The Three-Legged Worm
Jeff the three-legged worm
they weren’t his legs
but legs that he’d found
from old bits of twig
just scattered around
he once saw a centipede
who laughed and made fun
of...

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Categories: health, anti bullying, anxiety, children,

Social fcking Media
It's all about f*cking; the pictures and the reels.
The snapshots of sh*t you should know isn't real.
A generation of adults with less hope than the...

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Categories: health, anger, culture, dark, funny,

Premium Member Just A Girl
She's not yet a pre-teen.
She is Herself everyday. 
She has no idea that anyone could hate her 
or think she is bad. 
She loves how...

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Categories: health, change, encouraging, gender, girl,

Loretta Devil ---- to the tune of Cruella Devil
Loretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...

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Categories: age, crazy, funny, health,

Premium Member etiquette
I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages.

Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.”
Someone mentioned that...

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Categories: health, humor, school,

Premium Member Squirm the Germ
Squirm the Germ 

Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...

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Categories: caregiving, child, education, health,


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