Hanky Poems - Poems about Hanky

A sweet young bank teller named Doris Had a crush on her co-worker, Boris. But one day while at work The young clerk went berserk When she caught Boris banging the manager, Morris. Doris' secret admirer, Dan Danson, Was swarthy, tall,...Read the rest...

I feel just like that old grey squirrel, whose belly is empty as can be. He keeps on searching for those acorns, but he has climbed up a maple tree. He worked hard and long the whole...Read the rest...

Waves slapping me all over my body rocked by the riptide of your embrace; Rough and tumble hanky panky, there is nothing left to chase....Read the rest...

I was given a little hanky as white as could be. And with every stitch you could make me into what ever you want me to be. Or maybe just fold me up and dust off your dirty old sit. You could hold me tight...Read the rest...

I'm feeling prickly better not cuddle tonight I'm not feeling right you got a headache? no, just a little bit pooped better not prick me No Hanky Panky tonight? Maybe just a peck then ?...Read the rest...

I once knew a crazy old man Uncle Hanky P. Hunk. He had the dirtiest house, the drabbest bunk. I think that he was often kind of drunk. His bedding was full of icky sticky gunk. Once in...Read the rest...

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you might have guessed Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...Read the rest...

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you might have guessed Love those cute fillies dressed oh so scantily...Read the rest...

a rustling of leaves faerie magic underfoot hanky elf swanky...Read the rest...

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you've probably guessed Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...Read the rest...

Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky Nothing comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you've probably guessed Love those cute fillies dressed quite scantily...Read the rest...

I was pretty cranky when my spanky new bike was janky. The frame was too short for my body, too tall and lanky. The tires too fat, too hard to push up boggy maintain trails. The deal I...Read the rest...

Ah-choo! Bless you! Hanky? Thank ye, Got cold? Blow nose... Feel hot, To trot! Drug store, Buy more! Return, Discern, Took swill, Nyquill, Hanky Panky? Health crap, Strength sap! Hear snore, Night bore, Long sleep, No reap, No luck, Gave up, Frankly, cranky, Cold dour… Shower. 1-28-17...Read the rest...

JANKY HANKY PANKY If I had an experience JANKY would I need a bib or a hanky would I have to say “Oh, Thank ye” to a lady I paid just to spank me or would I be regaled with mutton...Read the rest...

Essential for a happy life, is love, money, and hanky panky Nothing even comes close, hmmm perhaps a l'il boozing quite frankly I may seem obsessed As you've probably guessed As well as some cute young fillies dressed quite...Read the rest...