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Ha Ha Miracle Man 11/18/2024 I don't like humor for it always makes me laugh thus causing wrinkles. ...

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Categories: ha ha, humor,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Abuse of power burglary R us Ha ha ha R corruption issued Hondas
Unafraid of corrupt abuse of power sharing a bed with my abusive ex husband Definitely changed my locks after the graveyard dirt left behind from mafia scum corrupt Talisa shaw Alicia Hilton jay Townsend Johnson Henry Danita delmont oh Danny boy or girl agents agents left over from my abusive ex husband brothals obsession to...

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Categories: ha ha, allah,
Form: Sehra



Premium Member Hear, hear - Ha, ha
No more fear of what I might hear My ears filter out the rot 'cos my hearing is shot I only listen to what I truly desire Ha, ha ~ My device has an...

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Categories: ha ha, humor, senses, spoken word,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Mwa Ha Ha Haaa
Existential dilemmas What a phrase! Becoming a vampire? Bloodlust v immortality So many choices day by day Mostly less dramatic Like yesterday I took my lunch to work but ate it at 10am - I was starving by the time I got in and so announced buritto night (4pm) and ate 4 burittos (I can confirm buritto lust wanes after 3.5...

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Categories: ha ha, halloween,
Form: Haibun
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Unless you are and be not under any illusion Everybody knows That those who decide and make the rules Do so for the sole purpose of benefitting themselves Otherwise they would rather choose to play With the likes of the rest of us Sadly and quite obviously they are in not in it for the same reasons as most of the rest of us to simply partake...

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Categories: ha ha, sad, self,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Ho-Ho - Ha-Ha
HO-HO yelled plump Santa as he walked downtown- HA-HA yelled the kids when stuffed belly fell down! November 17, 2021 ...

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Categories: ha ha, cute, funny,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Hee Hee Hee Ha Ha Caw Caw Dibbly Dibbery Dawdy Daw Daw
The crows came out and sat on the raven’s ramrod necks Wily witches were watching and laughing at the feathery flecks. Wild wooly warlocks came out and joined the throng. They were all ready to sing the annual Halloween song. Hee Hee Hee Ha Ha Caw Caw Dibbly Dibbery Dawdy Daw Daw Let’s be spookier than ever this Halloween night Let’s join...

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Categories: ha ha, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ha-Ha
ha-ha, my brother, joined the club, with a tilted back, and wheelies popped, from a mo-bile chair.* ha-ha’s looking for- the morning news, his glasses, a snooze… a giant donut to eat, to sit upon- so sweet. ha-ha rides his giant lab to the toilet seat. ha-ha laughs last at me- his sister joined this club initially. he laughs! he laughs! hee hee… ho ho… think i’ll poke him in the eye… where…are my…glasses? the joke died before I found my sight. truth is ha-ha’s fit as a fiddle fabulous on a winning streak truth is i love this old knucklehead, laughing hyena, my...

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Categories: ha ha, birthday, brother, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Covid Says Remain Are Stupid Ha Ha
It's been confirmed by Covid Remain voters are stupid We've vaccinated more than Germany + France will be first up out the door whilst they're in underpants...

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Categories: ha ha, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
He Hearty Ha Ha
One time I was drinking whiskey When the wife was feeling Frisky But Frisky cut loose The wife got a goose Can't say no more cuz its risqué...

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Categories: ha ha, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Ha Ha Ha
Let us Look on the bright side of life, Realizing we never get to live life twice, Remembering that eternal life extends from our life here. Let us live our lives with lots of love; without fake, fret, or fear, Giving all we can give to everyone we can, especially to those we hold dear. Let us live and laugh...

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Categories: ha ha, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Jack-O'-Lantern's Grin -- Bwa-Ha-Ha
As scary as an angry pit bull's bark Jack-o'-lantern's grin's aflame in the dark You'd better not shout You'd better watch out I've a pumpkin who takes walks in the park... October 17, 2019 ...

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Categories: ha ha, dark, halloween, scary,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Ha Ha Ha
Ha ha ha, you and me, little brown jug how I love thee I'm plastered out of my mind and can't see me Gotta lay off that stuff Running round in the buff Perhaps next time I should pee behind a tree...

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Categories: ha ha, silly,
Form: Limerick
Matthew Scott Harris Unmasks Ha Ha Ha Halloween - Part One
After becoming confident (das ernest frank gent) handled ignition jerryrigged knobs, levers, motors, nameless other parts quintessentially, set registers to “understand” vital www xy zone. ---------------------------------------------------------- A blitzkrieg capstone detonated explosive forcees generating horrendous instantaneous jolt, Krakatoa lost mighty noise, outrageous phenomena qualified regarding tremendous unearthly violent whiplashing xing yawping zeitgeist! ---------------------------------------------------------- Imagine; The giant from Jack and the beanstalk, deign Paul Bun, or...

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Categories: ha ha, cat, chocolate, dark, giving,
Form: Free verse
Matthew Scott Harris Unmasks Ha Ha Ha Halloween - Part 2
frankly zapped after wildly oscillating in tandem with seven bobble heads and ten French horns) a devilish trumpeting event by pre-Christian Celtic festival standards with a “proto” Don twick or tweeting like a Taj Mahal wonder of webbed, wide world scout Samhain celebrated on nightfall of October 31 for bachanalia, candy corn, dreaded locks tot tout. Now, the Celts I met lived 2,000...

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Categories: ha ha, addiction, autumn, candy, childhood,
Form: Free verse

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