‘Beasties’ is a bar that’s run for all the local pets
It’s quite easily found because it’s next door to the vets
The barman is an Emu but he gets it in the neck
The locals call him Gregory and whisper, “Peck, peck, peck.”
One day Rum said, “Why don’t we go down and get a drink?’
But Raisin said,...
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