Grog Poems - Poems about Grog

...A strange disease is rolling coast to coast and leaves its victims on their knees in fog. The weaker mind feels the affliction most; next, those with an affinity for grog. Some say a brain worm......Read the rest...

.... that's the skull and well one bone me lady never yer mind wench over th......Read the rest...

.... 'tiz not mine dialect 'tiz the thick this coffee past mine lips it slid thick ......Read the rest...

...Sipping his warm tasty gnome grog in the snow We see troll’s size fourteen feet and we laugh at his ugly toe Why doesn’t he wear shoes or boots someone says. Too warm blooded me thinks, says my co......Read the rest...

...~ A broken torpedo got wedged in my eye, making me squint out some tea Laughed at a submarine sauntering by, hoagies afloat on the sea Gathering minnows from dams ‘bout to break, op......Read the rest...

...Freddie, tipsy, and it showed Freddie lived across the road Freddie knew she would explode Freddie was a big, fat toad Frannie waited in the bog Frannie worried ‘bout the fog Freddie, out and......Read the rest...

...The puppet pranced The strings frayed A jackass brayed As poppin’ hoppys Sat and rose In ballet dance Of well browned nose Applause and “clapture” of Stockholm rapture A mocking strut Of fa......Read the rest...

...the Fiddler played and sang a tune all the while the sun became moon Sir Frog was dancing and sometimes prancing but then the music died too soon “Fiddler,” cried Frog, “why do you stop? I’......Read the rest...

...Cold sunken ground does not deny the heat of death Nor pumpkins dull the horror of this hallowed eve of ghoulish creatures basking in the fetid breath condemned to roam together yet alone to griev......Read the rest...

...The figurative nail hit on the hirsute covered head! Eventually vices will witness me crow king cough'n affliction caw hearse courtesy smok'n since me yay high, hence appellation (mountain) wh......Read the rest...

...This poem was submitted for a work competition at CEX Twas the first day of CeXmas, and all through the land The taverns were a buzz as grog was in hand, Participants were giddy about the quests......Read the rest...

...Far off the beaten track and trail on quest for music’s Holy Grail led pilgrims on biblical scale more than can be counted. With midsummer sun on our cheek in tents to shel......Read the rest...

...Behold the cold village Baskerville fog and holiday summer fields bundling hay, the Officers Club back door buying grog till all our money slowly pissed away! And lock and load shoot to k......Read the rest...

...In the world's biggest collection of pogs, there is not one pog As beautiful as my dog Nor has there ever been a hog As beautiful as my dog Nor e'er a frog upon its log Not even its youngest po......Read the rest...

...adolescent tadpoles guzzle grog, get hiccups, s-t-r-e-t-c-h to full-grown frogs......Read the rest...