Funny Grandparents Poems
These Funny Grandparents poems are examples of Grandparents poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grandparents Funny poems written by international poets.
WHO I AMI am the dandelion girl with painted friendly face
Who challenges young world in a relay race
I am running like red towards the sun
With jokes so...
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grandparents, appreciation,
TricksterWe recently lost my Grandpa
It took a toll on my Grandma
she took to the bottle
an unstable waddle
tripped on him hiding – such chutzpah!...
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drink, funny, grandparents, humorous,
Grandma Winslet and Her GuestIt was going to be the best Christmas of the most spectacular, magnificent Christmases in the world.Certainly, the best one we had ever seen, for...
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grandparents, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,
Oh That Will - TbOur big happy
family, since
granny left will!
NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.
Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020...
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grandparents, crazy, family, fun, funny,
When Freedom Grows ColdWhen Freedom Grows Cold
(not a nice poem)
One day the dogs will not bark.
I/we will not be ready,
as they will have failed...
to do all...
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allah, arabic, atheist, grandparents,
Nearly Six FootNearly Six Foot
Of heaven on the water I wish to sing, it is a funny thing.
A small boat and sail, the size of a...
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boat, butterfly, cute, grandparents,
Boo Said the Little Ghost“Boo,” said the little ghost.
Grandma jumped and screamed. Loudly. Pleasing him greatly.
Grandpa said “I don’t hear anything.”
Grandma had to jump and scream loudly six...
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grandparents,
She Was Born With Cat EarsShe was born with cat ears.
So cute! Everyone lied.
Some of us felt them.
They were striped, and furry.
Odd for a human head.
Gray, pink in the middle.
“Adorable!”...
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baby, grandchild, grandmother, grandparents,
Impure ThoughtsOn her nightdress candlelight flickers
While underneath she wears blue knickers
Grandpa recalls Kentucky
The last time he got lucky
Grandma just rolls her eyes and snickers
May 19, 2019
9-9-7-7-9
for...
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funny, grandparents, longing, lust,
Grandma's Objective ObservationsI am not saying this just because
he is my grandson but
He is the most athletic person
in the family
and he is
four
I am not saying this just...
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grandparents, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,
Sixty Eight WeeksConversation with my four-year-old grandson Max.
“I cannot throw the ball one more time, Max. I am old.”
He glares at me. “No, you’re not.”
“I am. I...
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grandchild, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents,
Grammers KinneyMy four-year-old grandson is all about singing
While he swings today
Singing funny songs at first, but now a serious one
About a grandma and how much...
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grandparents, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Advice Today Different Than Maybe YesterdaySo I had to tell her to BLEEP off, Grandma.
She is fourteen, as of forty-six hours ago.
I am shocked.
I wisely decide to give...
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grandparents, fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother,
Granny Doris Lives OnGranny Doris Lives On
“There’s no such thing as rain in Tintagel”.
That’s what my Granny Doris says.
“It’s always lovely weather
For grabbing a bag of pegs”.
She...
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Categories:
clothes, funny, grandmother, grandparents,
Grandma JennyShe was our sun, our earth, our star.
We listened to her, and revered her.
She knew how to give you eyes, with a silent face.
Revealing nothing...
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Categories:
grandchild, grandmother, grandparents, life,