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Funny Grandfather Poems

These Funny Grandfather poems are examples of Grandfather poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grandfather Funny poems written by international poets.

His Favorite Lost Cause

Basking in self-pity, another Friday night spent all alone.
I went to my grandfather’s house to see if he was home.
He invited me in to watch...

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Categories: confidence, grandfather, life,

Drops for 'Pops'

  Onto every head

  gooey bird poo sometimes drops

    ~ funnier on ‘Pops’
...

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Categories: bird, funny, grandfather,

Golly - a Limerick

After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s...

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Categories: grandfather, baby, best friend, drug,

My Granddad's Father Christmas

My granddad’s Father Christmas.
I’ve known since, as a waif,
I heard his Father Christmas voice
That deep and rumbling friendly noise.
It kept me warm and safe.

My granddad’s...

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Categories: grandfather, christmas, relationship,

Grandma Winslet and Her Guest

It was going to be the best Christmas of the most spectacular, magnificent Christmases in the world.Certainly, the best one we had ever seen, for...

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Categories: grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,

Hallie

Hallie
                       ??
you light...

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Categories: granddaughter, grandfather,

The Story of My Grand-Pa Ernest Lee-

This is a story of a man I didn't know;
I just bore his last name so;
He was my fathers' father and he looked of African;
When...

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Categories: grandfather, adventure, analogy, appreciation, funny,

Oh My Grandpa Dear

Oh my Grandpa dear-he had just one big beer.                ...

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Categories: day, funny, grandfather, humorous,

Grandma's Objective Observations

I am not saying this just because
he is my grandson but
He is the most athletic person
in the family
and he is
four

I am not saying this just...

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Categories: grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,

Sixty Eight Weeks

Conversation with my four-year-old grandson Max.
“I cannot throw the ball one more time, Max. I am old.”
He glares at me. “No, you’re not.”
“I am. I...

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Categories: grandchild, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents,

''Grandpa'' Up the Ladder

I was the smile at the bottom of the ladder 
once more . . .  "now, grandpa, please come down"
I had received a phone...

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Categories: funny, grandfather,

Grammers Kinney

My four-year-old grandson is all about singing 
While he swings today
Singing funny songs at first, but now a serious one
About a grandma and how much...

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Categories: grandfather, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Grandpa Say What

Grandpa said, "I bought a hearing aid of late"
"Though It was expensive, it really works great!"
His grandson said, "I see,"
"And what kind might it be?"
Grandpa...

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Categories: confusion, funny, grandfather,

Caught By Surprise

The longer I'm in this old world
It seems the older that I get
I guess I knew that would happen
I just didn't think it would be...

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Categories: funny, grandfather, imagery, introspection,

Pepsi and Cigarettes

I remember Grandpa Bobby always had to have his Pepsi.
Twelve pack upon twelve pack.
He somehow manages to drink them all.
He needed to cut back,
But I'm...

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Categories: death, grandfather, lost, sick,