Gobble Poems - Poems about Gobble

I was thinking - why do we eat turkey ? The history of it is just quirky, eat veggie pizza, why not; home made- from the oven hot, why not forget about gobblers perky ! Oh, turkeys run, run as fast as you can, or you will be roasting in a big pan: flap your pretty long feathers, run, no matter the...

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Gobble, gobble Tom Turkey said hurry up and get out of bed today’s the day we run away or we’ll be stuffed with hot cornbread...

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Gobble Gobble gobble, that's what they say, nearly every day... I go out to greet them. I go out to meet them. I go out to feed them, I need them, as they make me laugh. They are clumsy they are klutzy, they are ballerinas in training too. I mean to tell you... all about...

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We gibble-gobbled fast and furiously Like race cars that are about to pile up Three friends meeting at a restaurant Where people are supposed to wear masks but aren’t. All of us not waiting our turns, so eager to explain our positions. As rude as lifelong friends can be without consequences....

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Go and stretch a puppy's tail, Get with rice a manioc root, Tell me if sun will buy moon a veil, Or to who he gave her leather boot, Teach me to hear coyote’s singing, Or to keep off drunk bees’ stinging, ...

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Gobble gobble ho ho ho it's the language of the season Time for long johns, mittens also coughing and sneezin' Kissing strangers in the street Blubbering emotion you excrete Mostly it's time for a “you, your wife and Santa” threesome!...

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A former Oiler once said Staying out of debt Give up being a bum Fill up my son Call yourself a titan And go do some fighting Years then passed While pumping gas This entrepreneur realized There has been one too many lies Staring down the Giant model making Ford Letting out a Lion’s roar...

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Gobble the breast if you can get it off the leg. What is going on? Asked Pirate Captain Sleg. Honey Butter dressing will be great on the finger. Thigh drippings will make you want to linger. The platter looks dirty. It needs a dry rub. Where is the desert for the delicate club? Here is a bit of sauce. Please cover...

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Why-why in God's name were you unleashed time and again to rape our community empty eyed mug shot walking time bomb filled with hateful snot ...and the judges of these mad men sitting in their sterilized cloud high above the martyrs and maggots broken cinder block sanctuaries, giving this ogre a twenty fifth bow I pray that "it" soils your cloud sprays its...

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turkey vultures clean-up on route seventeen tails and a tire John G. Lawless ©7/30/2018...

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Gobble gobble ho ho ho it's the language of the season Time for long johns, mittens as well as coughing and sneezin' Kissing strangers in the street Blubbering emotion you excrete Mostly it's time for a “you, your wife and Santa” threesome!...

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The “gobble-oscopy” When the chef succumbed to his bottle twenty turkeys escaped without gobble took an apple and stuck it where no one would pluck it so the chef giving chase could but hobble John G. Lawless 11/23/2016...

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Screech, Coo, or Gobble –for contest The Dove!! What would we do in the darkness of icy winter sit cold and hungry listen to its inane cooing? The Eagle!! The lofty hermit… soaring above - alone screeching at the wind unapproachable aerie dweller. The Turkey!! Ah, the delectable turkey fat thighs of hefty drumsticks pale white meaty breast sweet rendezvous at dinner’s plate. Less handsome – yet more filling than the dove. A...

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Stuffing, pickles, olives too A wishbone for me and you Cranberries and pumpkin pie Dig right in now, don't be shy Dark or white meat, it's your choice Every things juicy and moist Mashed potatoes, carrots, squash Peeled, sliced, carefully washed Football games on big T.V.s Loud belches from beer bellies Leftovers are wrapped up tight For a snack late in the night Turkey salad, soup and...

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A man had a parrot that talked so bad A worst vocabulary no one had The man attempted to make correction The parrot threw epithets in every direction Finally exasperated in a fit of rage The man pulled the parrot out of his cage Threw him in the freezer to cool him off All the while, the parrot just squawked Then suddenly it...

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