Gnomes Poems - Poems about Gnomes

Instead of isolation consider oscillation Proof positive is clear to see It all boils down to frequency Which of these words hits close to home a metronome or garden gnome? Their differentiation lies in oscillation Metronomes oscillate tick-tick-tick Garden gnomes isolate in s i l e n c e ...

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Papa gnome had one rule when he read a book. No one could eat another animal in their nook. Owl came by to hear this one when he saw the mice. Planning his gulping down strategy, not so nice. Remember the rule Papa gnome reminded him. Mice did not worry, they were Tim, Brim, Slim and Jim. Bunny was getting scared...

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The gnomes passed an ordinance saying what they would accept. Many of them ignored it for they did not want to genuflect. It’s not a choice, the queen said. Post it on the big oak trees. If a gnome does not abide, make him walk around on his weak knobby knees. That seemed kind of awful to some of...

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I love the gnomes I m drawn to them One time I had twelve I named all of them I named him Chris He holds a gift for me Another one I named Charlie I have a tumbler With gnomes and hearts shapes When waiting in a line It called out to me So I bought it I take my tumbler everywhere I go...

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Witch Joyce had a contest with Wormwood, the warlock of choice. He had stated his cauldron made better brew than that of Joyce. Their cauldrons created conniving concoctions that tempted and dared. The rest of the villagers, gnomes and faeries ran away, for they were all scared....

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Two best friend gnomes, Scotty and Knotty Went to Florida, and were pretty naughty. Their girlfriends found out and acted haughty Their names were Marilda TeeHee and Dotty. We can drink if we want, Scotty said on the phone. Knotty kept his mouth shut, for he wanted to bone. When he got home of course, he said on the phone. No...

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Gorgeous garden gnome with spring flowers Loving his life, standing in April showers Enjoying his perspective of daffodils so new Gentle rains send him some morning dew. Frisky female gnome shows him some love Leaves behind a memento, a left garden glove Her scent lingers, giving him an eager romantic thought. In his dream they frolic, doing an old-fashioned foxtrot....

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The gnomes of olden times carefully hung the sun and moon up in the skies. Growing gardens by their light provided garlic, and sweet pumpkin delights. Hoards of squashes and gourds for making many tools; Gnomes are truly no fools. Little ones planted seeds and watered plants with care, polishing leaves with zeal. Foods baked with fluffy eggs have textures that are best a flavor-burst delight! Elementals won’t rest until they’ve...

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In the land of fairies and gnomes Was a gnome often seen on the phone And an up to date fairy With armpits quite hairy Like all ballplayers were spit prone...

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RAIN AND SNOW I hear the sky thundering, And the clouds weeping, The clouds are draining sorrow and refilling joy While we all on the earth enjoy . Now the clouds have gone and the sun is shining brightly, And has the rainbow rightly. Now it has gone and the clouds have come , But it did not rain. (I thought...

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RAIN AND SNOW I hear the sky thundering, And the clouds weeping, The clouds are draining sorrow and refilling joy While we all on the earth enjoy . Now the clouds have gone and the sun is shining brightly, And has the rainbow rightly. Now it has gone and the clouds have come , But it did not rain. (I thought...

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In my coffin I will have no phone At last I shall be free like new born babe But how will people hear my mobile groans? Who shall write my story on a stone? I can’t ring Emergency for aid In my coffin I will have no phone I must have a linen sheet untorn Be reminded...

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OUR HOUSE OUR HOME All my years I have been a sensitive soul, But life throws curved balls- things take their toll, However, if I’m handled with a touch of magic And kindness, I look upon this approach as being priceless! I’m having a hard time adjusting, I need you to be bursting With understanding, For my re-adjusting! A huge house, built on almost An...

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Most days I'm in such a hurry to get home Then sit around and do nothing or play with my gnomes Love my little friends Playing games of pretend My gnomes try to trick me by playing their trombones...

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Gnomes in the bedroom, faeries in the hall. Fey folks all over, none of them are too tall. Night time magic giggles hilarious to me. Of course mischief galore, everywhere you see. Nefarious gnomes cannot be reasoned with. Brownies join in. They give me a quick sniff. My husband is hiding under a stack of junk. He thought this make believe...

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