Gnomes Poems - Poems about Gnomes

Instead of isolation consider oscillation Proof positive is clear to see It all boils down to frequency Which of these words hits close to home a metronome or garden gnome? Their differentiation lies in oscillation Metronomes oscillate tick-tick-tick Garden gnomes isolate...Read the rest...

Papa gnome had one rule when he read a book. No one could eat another animal in their nook. Owl came by to hear this one when he saw the mice. Planning his gulping down strategy, not so...Read the rest...

The gnomes passed an ordinance saying what they would accept. Many of them ignored it for they did not want to genuflect. It’s not a choice, the queen said. Post it on the big oak trees. If a...Read the rest...

I love the gnomes I m drawn to them One time I had twelve I named all of them I named him Chris He holds a gift for me Another one I named Charlie I have a tumbler With gnomes and hearts shapes When...Read the rest...

Witch Joyce had a contest with Wormwood, the warlock of choice. He had stated his cauldron made better brew than that of Joyce. Their cauldrons created conniving concoctions that tempted and dared. The rest of the villagers, gnomes...Read the rest...

Two best friend gnomes, Scotty and Knotty Went to Florida, and were pretty naughty. Their girlfriends found out and acted haughty Their names were Marilda TeeHee and Dotty. We can drink if we want, Scotty said on the...Read the rest...

Gorgeous garden gnome with spring flowers Loving his life, standing in April showers Enjoying his perspective of daffodils so new Gentle rains send him some morning dew. Frisky female gnome shows him some love Leaves behind a memento, a left...Read the rest...

The gnomes of olden times carefully hung the sun and moon up in the skies. Growing gardens by their light provided garlic, and sweet pumpkin delights. Hoards of squashes and gourds for making many tools; Gnomes are truly no fools. Little ones planted seeds and...Read the rest...

In the land of fairies and gnomes Was a gnome often seen on the phone And an up to date fairy With armpits quite hairy Like all ballplayers were spit prone...Read the rest...

RAIN AND SNOW I hear the sky thundering, And the clouds weeping, The clouds are draining sorrow and refilling joy While we all on the earth enjoy . Now the clouds have gone and the sun is...Read the rest...

RAIN AND SNOW I hear the sky thundering, And the clouds weeping, The clouds are draining sorrow and refilling joy While we all on the earth enjoy . Now the clouds have gone and the sun is...Read the rest...

In my coffin I will have no phone At last I shall be free like new born babe But how will people hear my mobile groans? Who shall write my story on a stone? I...Read the rest...

OUR HOUSE OUR HOME All my years I have been a sensitive soul, But life throws curved balls- things take their toll, However, if I’m handled with a touch of magic And kindness, I look upon this approach as...Read the rest...

Most days I'm in such a hurry to get home Then sit around and do nothing or play with my gnomes Love my little friends Playing games of pretend My gnomes try to trick me by playing their trombones...Read the rest...

Gnomes in the bedroom, faeries in the hall. Fey folks all over, none of them are too tall. Night time magic giggles hilarious to me. Of course mischief galore, everywhere you see. Nefarious gnomes cannot be reasoned with. Brownies join...Read the rest...