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Funny Farm Poems - Examples of all types of poems about funny farm to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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How to attach a shower curtain
...How to attach a shower curtain... I revisit rather than write from scratch a poem crafted May twenty third two thousand and twenty since the following words apropos and amply serve a duplicat......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
funny farm,
abuse, angel, appreciation, business,
Form:
Rhyme
What's Up With Him
...Do any of you guys wake up feeling great And can't figure the reason why Don't question it, just go along with the flow High five every passer by Some will smile and wish you a good day......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny farm,
celebration,
Form:
Rhyme
Woman a and Woman B
...Woman A and Woman B Woman A speaks about Woman B Don’t know what she sees in her husband for the life of me I run in to the bathroom and meet Woman B Woman A needs a day off, without delay she sa......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
funny farm,
women,
Form:
Free verse
I Got Friggin Heebie Jeebies
...I got friggin heebie jeebies Cuz buzzards circle o'er me eyeing these lovely bones prithee id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si hence impossible mission to be lovey dove vee. Vague remembrances of ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
funny farm,
angst, anxiety, betrayal, community,
Form:
Rhyme
Milton Creek - the New Sign
...Leading his horse in the heat of the day Been gone a long time but he still knows the way Just a few shacks when he went for the gold He’d found a few nuggets but now he’s too old So, home to t......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
funny farm,
western,
Form:
Rhyme
The Funny Farm
... Chickens clucking, pecking paths in the dust Cow bawling for the calf who loves her bust Turkeys gobbling, heads nodding Cats purring, dogs applauding Farmers heeding, flapping hands......
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Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
funny farm,
animal, cat, dog, farm,
Form:
Limerick
Spooky Eh
...I can't stop them, the words just keep flying out As if someone else is controlling my fingers And I just feverishly write them down and obey their commands Spooky eh! Am I destined for t......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny farm,
stress,
Form:
Free verse
Official Disclaimer
...BADSEEDPRESS is a fabricated enterprise. Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are invented characters, as are all the other players identified herein as having had a role in the sweet soul seduction ......
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Michael Kalavik
Categories:
funny farm,
allegory, business, literature,
Form:
Prose
What's Up With Him
...Do any of you guys wake up feeling great And can't figure the reason why Don't question it, just go along with the flow High five every passer by Some will smile and wish you a good day While ......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny farm,
life,
Form:
Rhyme
Crazy Time At the Funny Farm
...Farmer Frank raises redickilous alliterative animals at Farmer Frank's Furry, Feathery Funny Farm: Comedical Cows Daffious Donkeys Punnious Pigs Tongue-in-cheeky Turkeys Chortifia......
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John Watt
Categories:
funny farm,
animal, farm, funny,
Form:
Alliteration
How To Attach a Shower Curtain
...How to attach a shower curtain... Suffering permanent anatomical disfigurement, nonetheless maintaining marital bliss at steep price despite more or less musculoskeletal dislocation, I eagerl......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
funny farm,
12th grade, celebration, encouraging,
Form:
Free verse
What's New With Me Matthew
...What's new with me...Matthew? Well for starters Nationwide road service emergency one man cutting crew with battery charger in tow knew exactly why no juice (think electricity), his hunch fou......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
funny farm,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Oddest Teacher Mr Beecher
...The craziest creature Straight out of a feature Was named Mr. Beecher. Foaming came from his mouth. And his dribbling went south. Also he lisped like a gigantic louse. He became our art te......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
funny farm,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
The Funny Farm
...I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it Why should I grow up, there's more fun to emit Words like ga ga and goo goo Or poopy and doo doo Run when the funny farm wants me to commi......
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Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny farm,
emotions,
Form:
Limerick
Bible Has Been Brought and More
...When up in Christ do want to be caught, Always Bible should have been brought; Further read; Plant a seed; Much more knowledge about Him sought. Jim Horn What we had found was much alarm, ......
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James Horn
Categories:
funny farm,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
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