Funny Farm Poems - Poems about Funny Farm

Chickens clucking, pecking paths in the dust Cow bawling for the calf who loves her bust Turkeys gobbling, heads nodding Cats purring, dogs applauding Farmers heeding, flapping hands in disgust A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin Used How many syllables June 9, 2022 ...

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Farmer Frank raises redickilous alliterative animals at Farmer Frank's Furry, Feathery Funny Farm: Comedical Cows Daffious Donkeys Punnious Pigs Tongue-in-cheeky Turkeys Chortifiable Chickens Showoffitty Sheep Buffoonic Bulls Offbeaten Ostriches Goofian Goats Hilaric Horses Slapstickitty Steer Riotful Roosters Laughening Llamas Howlinious Hounddogs Cartoonic Cattle ...

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I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it Why should I grow up, there's more fun to emit Words like ga ga and goo goo Or poopy and doo doo Run when the funny farm wants me to commit...

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I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it Why should I grow up, it's more fun to emit Words like ga ga and goo goo Or poopy and doo doo Run when the funny farm wants me to commit...

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I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it Why should I grow up, it's more fun to emit Say ga ga and goo goo Or poopy and doo doo Run when the funny farm wants you to commit...

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Trump On A Funny Farm Trump's lips do look like Donald Duck Sad imitating palsied person when he does cluck Like a cruddy chicken carries on and on Sure hope pretty soon he will be gone. Down people he will cut and criticize Has short stubby hands and sleazy eyes Then he really tries to put you to the test When he starts...

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I fly through the smoky air then I poke a big brown bear I balance on a tight rope and I slide down a steep slope I eat a ball of fire and I do things to admire I clown around and juggle but with sharp knives I struggle the things around me do break...

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One obnoxious orangutan ordered oysters Staff sympathetically said such supplies sold Constantly complaining confronting chasing customers Barred because before being boisterously bold Two timid tigers tragically trembled While watching woeful weasels wrestle Standing straight shaking subconsiously scared Displaying discomfort dizzy dribbling dreadful Three talented turkeys taught tricks Creating courageous crazy circus clowns Amazingly always attempting additional acts Frolicking foolishly finally forgetting frowns Four fabulous flamingos fixed fences Gigantic...

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I live on a farm in the sky; we milk all the pigs as they fly; at harvest we reap the eggs from the sheep, and shear woolly cows in a sty....

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Beware of wolves in sheepskins My what clever wolves I wonder if the sheep could pass as wolves Perhaps they could go to Wolves R Us I've heard of a Fox in a Hen House I wonder if a Hen ever visits a Fox House Who was the idiot that let the Bull loose The china shop will never be the same I...

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cluck,oink,meow,quack,maa cock-a-doodle-do,moo,baa tis my wild kingdom written 2009...

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They came to take you away Napoleon the fourteenth We remember that ditty from decades ago. ...

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The love we shared is now no more. With bitterness she slammed the door. She said I've had enough I'm through with you. I'm tired she said of the things you do. You have no respect for me at all. And when I talk to you it's like talking to...

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Well it’s getting close to that time again, When I’m not suppose to be happy and I’d better not grin. Hiding is okay as long as you don’t make a sound, Pray like all get out that you don’t get found. Well it freaks me out to say the least, ...

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The love we shared is now no more. With bitterness she slammed the door. She said I’ve had enough I’m through with you. I’m tired she said of the things you do. You have no respect for me at all. And when I talk to you it’s like talking to...

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