Winter Funny Poems

My heart cried
Please loved him no more.
It hurt more and more than before.
My brain questioned
Why did you keep on thinking of him for?
You should practise
"Out...

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There is only one man who I pity.
And it is he; for whom all hope is gone.
For there is not a day quite as shatty;
as...

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Katie’s ribs pressed against her skin,
the sharp angles of a body once soft.
She lifted her blouse, let me see—
the stubs, the little bumps,
two perfect incisions...

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A is for Australia, full of weird beasts,
Where even the cute ones can bite you at least.

B is for Brazil, where football is life,
And people...

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a cure for the chill winter blues....jason momoa in
a loincloth...

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Heading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men, 
In search of a stable.

Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
...

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mr onion with his mad mad hair
miss pepper with her smoothen skin
mrs lemon looking so so fair
master cauliflower’s complexion

the long long nose of sir carrot
the...

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You call but I won’t answer the phone 
It’s all because I enjoy being alone
I at times flirt with being yours
Then my mind sailed for...

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In this pitch black night ,
Hovers my own thoughts,
Dark and burdened,
Exhausting to the soul ,
And acceptable to the spirit.

This dark room aligns with my emotions,
lifeless...

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Why do they say

you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?

The grass is 'always greener...

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A February Independence Day

It was a chilling winter day,
When Jefferson had come to say
“Lets all agree and make a vow,
To claim our independence now!”

But speaking...

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There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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Oh captcha squares, oh captcha squares
What are these objects in your frames?
Oh captcha squares, oh captcha squares
Why must they gotta be the same?

  ...

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Dashing through the snow,
It's thirty-two below,
My hands are cold, my feet are numb,
For some this weather sure ain't fun.

My eyes are tearing up, 
My nose...

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in this mug are chicken noodles

spousey makes a whole caboodles

evry single day

chases colds away

lets me get back to my doodles.
...

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