Sport Funny Poems

as a fly flew onto a ski
his weight was just right you see
so off down the mountain went he
could his eyes be any larger? probably
good...

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   A bullseye again!
        Can't miss.
   Have practiced since I was ten.
  ...

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Buffalo wings,   buffalo wings,   buffalo wings
when I was young, just a boy
the skies overflowed with flying buffalo.

 Take shelter for if...

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It's true that pork 'n' beans have
chunks that are winning

And Indian spiced pumpkin
sets your heart spinning

Pho bo's delightful, cod soup's disarming
jjamppong, French lentil --charming

Japanese dashi,...

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Somnambulism
Is kind of an art
Of walking through
A memory lane

In the middle of night
Waking up in sleep
Eyes shut stepping with so confidence
Walking in a memory lane

Conscious...

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There's a town in PA called Intercourse
Not difficult to guess it's most popular sport
Must be quite renowned
The name your town
It's nickname should be “Night Court”...

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Attention Mr Funny Man 
enlighten us clean pun,
Be the sport with thunder thought
Funny man be fun.

We're waiting on ridiculous...
gags and comedy,
The humourous and numerous 
jest...

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Masses forming classes boarding:
Corral Gates of slaughter, hauling, sorting- human beings-aborting
our innocent(sons and daughters)
Bishops Queens and Cannon Fodder-
their crop of sheep sacrifice to image of...

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Rookie Italian racer Stu Gotti
Wicked fast in his bright red Ferrari
With one mile to go
Gotti got real slow-
Mad dash to the nearest Porta Potti 






September...

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When you are in trouble
and start seeing double
you might as well have a good laugh

Cause sorrow and crying
and excessive sighing
can shorten your lifespan by half

If...

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Bottoms Up[


I was looking around for a new winter sport
Something rigorous but not a dangerous sort
A good friend of mine suggested to me
“if you can...

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I sat one evening in the park
upon a bench I thought my own
but as the dusk got down to dark,
I realized I was not alone

I...

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There's a little known sport
That is played in the South
If you ain't from round here
You may know nothing about

It is played by the old
Enjoyed by...

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If this dance be the last
For I see them throwing spears - 
Not for its sport
This dance, a shrilling one.
When we come home for showers
Diapers...

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One Direction asked JLS inquiringly, 
Why they couldn’t all look like Aston, 
So Marvin announced that they all could, 
If they thought their body was...

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