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Soldier Funny Poems

These Soldier Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Soldier. These are the best examples of Funny Soldier poems written by international poets.

Still Rocking That Beats

In twenty twenty-four, yet I vibe like it’s ‘nine-nine,
Still rocking the rhythm, still feeling divine,
I’m a soldier in the game, got my crew by my...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, poems,

THE SLAIN SOLDIER BONE

THE SLAIN SOLDIER BONE
 
Once upon a dinner plate, there lay,
A chicken bone in a peculiar display,
Arranged like a man just so upon a plate,
Wearing...

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Categories: 1st grade, funny,

Derivatives With Limits

Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The...

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Categories: cancer, funny, god, hero,

No More Drinking For Me

Driving home from the liquor store,
       completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
 and I...

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Categories: funny, adventure, anger, animal, drug,

White Noise Blues

(after the novel)

I don’t care about fashion
I just try to keep warm
I’ve heard all about passion
Sounds like a great big storm
I stay out of the...

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Categories: funny, america, anxiety, confusion, fantasy,

Admin Inspection

High summer at the Regiment,
Admin Inspection coming around
So they placed a little saluting base
At the edge of the Parade Ground.
A coco matting covered floor
On a...

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Categories: funny, humor, military, nostalgia,

Chemistry Session Backfired

Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase?
It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs.
 One had...

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Categories: funny, art, character, color, confusion,

Dangereous T- Shirts

Pretty young lady using
t-shirt written UGLY PRO,
is at risk of kidnapping ...

Bearing Man T-Shirt
with target drawing and writing
SHOOTING, is at risk of
be targeted ...

Who wears...

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Categories: allegory, allusion, appreciation, funny,

To Follow, Or Not To Follow

I saluted in front of him and vowed, 
“Sir, I’ll follow you anywhere, sir.”
The Lieutenant roared, 
“You can’t follow in front of me. 
Get to...

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Categories: funny, humorous, satire, soldier,

3rd Day of Lockdown

By hook and crook 
I passed two days of lockdown. 
On 3rd day i made up my mind 
Not to take task at home in...

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Categories: funny, cute love, emotions, family,

The Phone Rings At 3 a M At the Doorly Zoo- -

At the Doorly Zoo a well-trained guerrilla waves
It’s 3:00 am
Gorilla flung his manure like a combat soldier in guerrilla warfare
No one but the ground keepers...

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Categories: funny, analogy, animal, corruption, environment,

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Art Museum

 A funny thing happened on the way to the Art Museum, 
I saw a seagull fly above a man wearing a soldier’s beret.
He landed...

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Categories: funny, humorous, soldier,

On An Outlaw

We are antonyms—of each other
(an in-law, a retired Colonel,
Who very often forgets
That he’s retired)
And I.
He’s an in-law,
But I think of him as an Outlaw!

We are...

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Categories: funny, poetry,

Gun and a Bullet Proof

Every soldier needs a gun and a bullet proof 
This is not a battle, but baby i need a hiding-head roof 
a gun, for power...

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Categories: funny, boy, care, change, cute

Trump Trump Trump

Congratulations to Donald Trump
Who gave Hillary Clinton the dump
She looked as clueless as Forest Gump
As voters saw her as Obama's chump

Election night went bump bump,...

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Categories: america, destiny, funny, humorous,