Education Funny Poems
These Education Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Education. These are the best examples of Funny Education poems written by international poets.
No JoyridersWhen parents tell their offspring
the definition of a fling
they also include
the story that may sound crude
about the birds and the bees
and Tarzan from the...
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education, funny,
What Einstein saw in his drowsy brainWhat Einstein saw in his drowsy brain
would’ve driven any normal person insane.
He saw God with a face to be feared,
yelling, "I already told you, e...
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funny, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Help To See Your Poems ClearlyI have presbyopia, astigmatism and more than a dose of dyslexia to boot
And so I have to break up my poetry into stanzas or my...
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education, funny, humorous, poems,
Collective Nouns- English Makes No SenseCollective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,
And...
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funny, education, hilarious, humor,
How a Snake Lost HopeI saw
some mouses
and
Two multicoulored
snakes.
The snakes
Hunted
The mouses.
After seeing those
Two venomous
And dangerous
Reptiles ,
I stoped
Labouring the ground
To chase the snakes.
Luckly...
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funny, 12th grade, africa, analogy,
ChemistryEnergy heats a pen for me and gives chemistry /
There’s no alternative to emit a thermal word filled migration flurry /
My nation bet against the...
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funny, analogy, creation, education, environment,
SocketComeback God sacked a craft sassed to last /
Grasp no slack or sag with the rap slap/
Pressure the bag and tip of the...
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funny, art, character, crazy, education,
Reading a BookToday I was reading one of the best books,
And was deep in the fantasy world until shook.
Then I glanced at the time,
Surprised to see it...
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addiction, books, education, funny,
Everything You WantI wonder what is
that keeps you coming back
Everytime I say it's for-you
and you think it's fair to act
And you see it's just a con
and there's...
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funny, 5th grade, analogy, assonance,
Eloquent Delinquent and the Tedium of the Long Hand FormThe curse of verse, at worst subversive,
Cursive, ad lib, tragic,
The means defines scenes, supreme beings let off steam,
Beauty queens daydream of magic.
Sense of place, being...
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education, extended metaphor, funny,
How Equality At Work Really Works the Funny TruthShould an office employ
50 men 50 women
87 white British with 7 of them Asian
2 Indians 2 from Pakistan
1 from China 1 Japan...
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funny, work,
The Mirror of StupidityPeople love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...
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education, faith, funny, humor,
There's More To Sewing Than Meets the EyeIf you are new to sewing, may I suggest following these instructions.
How to thread a sewing machine.
1. Be sure to have good lighting.
2. Put foot...
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education, funny, humor, mentor,
The Brain - Homeschool HumourWe've all got a brain, you know
Though it cannot quite be seen
It stays imprisoned within our skulls
To be heard, it's very keen
It often finds it's...
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children, education, funny, humor,
I'm Spilling the BeansI'm going to share a story
That happens to be true
Because it's sometimes good to laugh at ourselves,
I think. Don't you?
It happened in first year...
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funny, giggle, school, science,