Easter Funny Poems

Holy Slime of Spring™
Seasonal Epic -- Limited Drop

A divine ooze imbued with chaotic Easter energy.
Hand-delivered by a suspiciously muscular bunny and sealed in a glitter...

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The bunny came and hid the eggs
since he’s mammal the question begs
	where did they come from?
	did he buy lump sum?
wonder what he’d do with frog...

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Past the salad fields of green,
With ciders flowing in between,
An island sits though out a-ways,
Of candy from the holidays.

They’re thrown away and tossed aside,
Without a...

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supervisor edgar white

following a nasty bite

screamed since some find funny

me mauled by a bunny

all get to work late tonight.
...

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The Easter Butt, the Easter Butt
Put Away Your Booze and Smut
Kiss your Spouse and Hug your Mutt
And Motorboat the Easter Butt....

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With animals,
   we must cope well ..
   Do not provoke them ...
   Let’s be calm,
   smooth to...

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If you thought killer clowns were fun
Chainsaw Massacre Easter Bunny is right up your plate
If you like Stephen King novels and are not fearful,
You are...

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you make me smile
for you i'll walk for miles
things you say
makes my day
your my easter bunny
YOUR  SO
FUNNY...

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Lavender turkey eggs amid purple straw hat
With fake turquoise frosting, 
She sits next to me in the hard pew
What kind of sugar ants will be...

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What does pulverize mean? The five-year-old asks me.
His face is a frown.
“No idea,” I lie. 
Having already put up with sobbing wailing 
over the Easter...

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 I died some eggs for Easter to celebrate the season.
How was I to know what would happen when, I’d leave them.
Upon the counter top...

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Everyone has a good old time,
they're written in songs, they're written in rhyme
they have their own days or have their own season
and none of those...

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One could question the Easter Bunny
Why a limerick should be funny
A rabbit egg
May pull your leg
But it can't give you love nor money!...

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HE DIDN'T CLIMB THE WALL AGAIN

A hefty dainty young man of twenty
lived alone in a lane beside the town hall.
People called him Humpty Dumpty
because he...

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I don't know how it started

But it's an annual event

But I don't think that an egg hunt

Is the best way to present

The story of our...

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