Death Funny Poems
These Death Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Death. These are the best examples of Funny Death poems written by international poets.
My Dogupon death we surely do move on
now he inhabits the right side of the sofa
he inhabits the hall rug
he inhabits the oven door
he inhabits the...
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funny, death, dedication, dog, humorous,
Blue Cheese and Old Pickles
Quince shaped houses landscape Julienned Street
where citric groans once molded a blue cheese night.
In one home lives reclusive Graham and his wife, Coco,
two...
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crazy, death, funny, giggle,
UnrequitedKatie’s ribs pressed against her skin,
the sharp angles of a body once soft.
She lifted her blouse, let me see—
the stubs, the little bumps,
two perfect incisions...
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funny, america, bridal shower, death
Too Stubborn to DieA desire to die, found myself lazily lie,
Oh—'Without pain,' then why even try?
Hanged dupatta on a fan left running,
It spun, it tore—just threads kept churning.
Asked...
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2nd grade, death, funny,
Conceiving Himself To Be DeadConceiving himself to be dead,
He leaped like a ghost from his bed.
But finding no wings
Supporting of things,
He fell like a mortal instead....
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death, flying, funny, humor,
Dragon's BreathCoco is a Maltese who weighs about nine pounds,
She is most happy when her family is around.
Her heart is bigger than her and full of...
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animal, cute, dog, funny,
The Deceased PoliticianCold death it is, descending from the sky,
That like a shroud, across the land doth lie.
And why need death be cold?
Let we this tale unfold.
Dire...
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death, funeral, funny, political,
The Mosquito17-01-2025
A mosquito on
My hand-suddenly a sharp
Swat turns the place still
...
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funny, care, cheer up, crush,
The Crazy World Of The Fruit And Veg Folkmr onion with his mad mad hair
miss pepper with her smoothen skin
mrs lemon looking so so fair
master cauliflower’s complexion
the long long nose of sir carrot
the...
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crazy, fun, funny, humorous,
UnconditionalWelcome to the waiting room
Where lovers sit in the midst of monsoon
A overflowing of reality hits like boom
Work to become a wife or a groom
We...
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appreciation, art, funny love,
The Specious Criminal TrialWhich fish
The scuba diver
Is going after?
The big one
Or the small one?
Which sheriff
Is on trial today?
The petty one
Or the pretty one?
Everyone must have its day
In the...
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funny, abortion, adventure, america, crazy,
Rainbows At Nightrainbows at night
crashing waves in the sky
hearing by sight
as elephants float by
upside down lightning
and blue whale size mice
a cute teddy that’s frightening
rolls a one sided...
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funny, humanity, humorous, life,
True Love CallsThe mourning dove’s perch coo signals he’s alone:
Calling to another as a life-long mate,
searching to find a love he can call his own
and form a...
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funny love, hyperbole, lost
Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’...
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child, funny, humor, mother
The crispy crusty breadThe crispy crusty bread
Was as lonely as it gets
As handsome as he was
He had no bride to wed
The crispy crusty bread
He tries all that he...
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celebration, destiny, funny love,