Christian Funny Poems

Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
—William Shakespeare

Cupid Knocks

War waged with red ribbons and lights of white.
The lights pure, expansive, deep and wide;
and ribbons...

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Heading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men, 
In search of a stable.

Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
...

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Pumpkins set up on high
Pretty leaves are dancing
Paints coming in orange
Painting funny faces
Patty loves the fun look
Pies will make big smiles shine
Priceless fun day for...

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Traveling within the darkness. 
In shadows I am hidden
Clinging to the light.
Love overwhelms me.
Upright I stand.
You are my mirror. 
Reflect the sunshine.
Abundant hope fully alive.
Washing...

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A youthful face, but no brains:
Time the deceiver – I think back,
to all I thought I knew that it has 
taken me a lifetime to...

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gift from father beyond cemetery,
bound red book named Euclid's geometry,
father was head teacher of known repute,
but the son's reading skills were less astute.

wrapped in fine...

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I'm a Christian, you can tell,
Don't carry tales, spread rumors.
I'm quiet and I'm humble,
Don't have time for schemers.

I'm considerate and kind.
I'm proud to be of...

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When the erstwhile Tweeter-in-Chief vents
It is "Freedom of Speech," a First Amendment Right
When Democratic Party will "fight" tyrant-efforts
Defense rests on moral equivalence, yet last night
As...

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Man; He is very powerful yet powerless 
He trusts in his abilities yet he has nothing 
He says tomorrow I will, yet tomorrow he isn’t...

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Lavender turkey eggs amid purple straw hat
With fake turquoise frosting, 
She sits next to me in the hard pew
What kind of sugar ants will be...

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Allergy Poem

Pollen, dog hair, mold and dust.
Make my sinus raise a fuss.

Headaches, itchy eyes, histamine.
Many a season I have seen.

Cough drops, tissues, little red pills;
Drug...

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Reindeer wait
   by the pane
I see shapes


A present!
   Santa thinks
I’m asleep 



Smells like mum 
   lent Santa 
her perfume......

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Saint Peter at the Golden Gate
Is a man that Trump loves to hate
After The Fall
God needs a Wall
So build one before its too late!...

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God does time fly!

Psalms allm ssllaay yyai!

Doesn't it seem as if we have never been?

There was now another thing accepting us?

Like we were fluids?

Drunken fluids...

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POEM 23 BIG PAPA WORLD 


BIG PAPA WORLD HAS HAPPINESS

LOVE, JOY, & WISDOM THAT IS 

SPREAD ALL AROUND.



BIG PAPA WORLD PEACE & HARMONY 

CAN BE...

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