Boyfriend Funny Poems

©7 Spot Winner  - Artimus The Poet, Susan Manley 12/24/2024

Inspired by a meme and my boyfriend. 

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If you're not a well-paid saboteur
You should look into the job
List me as a reference on your resume
And on the day I get the call
I'll...

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They say that breaking up is tough,
now I know that it’s true,
one day we’ll go separate ways,
and all the blame’s on you.

Maybe we shared some...

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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The Lord’s Prayer in sign language is so beautiful 
It’s like a fuchsia finger ballet in blue ocean air waves
If you do watch this display...

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Let me get this straight I said to my Aunt Lou.
He’s a scholar, an athlete, a violinist too.
She nodded. He is always happy too, never...

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You told me I belong to you
That you know I love you true
But darling I’m not a succulent plant
What’s a chocolate woman to do

Love is...

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There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...

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My dearest boyfriend asked me what I like
I said, just a new apple mac book, Mike
At nearby mall there he went
And his money were all...

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In the galaxy of regret and longing,
A wish called smiling love.
Time passes, I have stretched out my hands
To restore the bond from separation....

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If you had one year of love,
and then you had to say adios,
should you be glad or morose?

Sure, if it ends, it’s not what I’d...

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Today I want to sing a song, 
I write an ode to sunny days , to love .
To you and your translucent ways,
Cause like you...

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In one urban area in the Midwest, there lived a young, beautiful lady named A.   She wanted to get married so young because...

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Azul 
Mi corazon  
Aches within a torch lit
No match better against the ropes
Longing familiar acrobat events
A dream team fantasy—I am
Luchadora of love 
Sueño de...

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“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.

I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will...

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