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Flab Poems - Poems about Flab

Premium Member Igor needs a bigger lab IX
...Don is the ultimate user His deals seal you as a loser When Trump holds the cards The lives now in shards Bear witness he’s an abuser The Don has a trick to reveal He’ll di......

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Categories: flab, america, betrayal, corruption, evil,
Form: Limerick
Filched formerly anatomical slender man me! Thus I take a pot belly stance!
...Filched formerly anatomical slender man - me! Thus I take a pot belly stance! Absolute zero escape velocity gutted dance sing days (contra and square), cuz metabolic full abundance abdominal a......

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Categories: flab, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Dunkin Reverie
... I'm a pro-cyclist, and I despise people with flab So it hurts that my folks don't walk, they'd rather take a cab. I describe my races at the dinner table, but all they do Is nod politely and say......

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Categories: flab, funny, growth, humor, irony,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Three Cheers for Fat
... Stooped shoulders, shuffling gait Bulging belly, too much weight Double-chin, arms of flab Dissect me in the science lab Nuh-uh, no way... No shame allowed today T......

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Categories: flab, body, cheer up, today,
Form: Couplet
Awaiting a growth spurt that never happened
...Awaiting a growth spurt that never happened When a boy, I wanted to be as tall as my father (he passed away October seventh two thousand and twenty linkedin to congestive heart failure), who ......

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Categories: flab, 12th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member LIFE WITH WRINKLES
...L-ife was much better long years ago I-nviting life to days in the sun F-un was foremost, watching ourselves grow E-xpecting days and time we'd out-run W-hen years piled on, we began to doubt ......

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Categories: flab, age, life,
Form: Acrostic
Animal Poems 2
...Animal Poems II These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel. Ballade of the Bicameral Camel by Michael R. Burch There once was a camel who loved to hump. Pleas......

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Categories: flab, animal, earth, funny, giggle,
Form: Rhyme
Learning To Love Myself
...Learning to Love Myself Slowly, very slowly, am I coming to terms with how I look My double-chinned face, my flabby arms, my stomach. I think to myself that these are things I shouldn’t be allow......

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Categories: flab, emotions, encouraging, for her,
Form: Free verse
Goodbye Six Pack Hello Poetry Scribes
...Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin ofttimes triggering babbling brook to swell after deluge becoming stream of consciousne......

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Categories: flab, adventure, angst, april, body,
Form: Rhyme
Ongepatshket Torqued Skewed Reflection
...Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk. When e'er I summon fat chance to empower me self with courage and steal a passing glance in the mirror then in......

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Categories: flab, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme
Though Amply Rested I Still Yawn
...Though amply rested, I still yawn And feel energized after light exercise doth spawn break through viz mental impasse, where endeavor to coax germinating ideas to sprout about as successful ......

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Categories: flab, absence, art, baptism, blessing,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member What They Really Meant To Say --
...‘The food’s a little spicy’ ~ Is there a fire extinguisher in the house? ‘She’s got a figure to die for’ ~ Somewhere under those layers of flab. ‘He’s aggressive, and that’s what I like......

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Categories: flab, humorous, spoken word,
Form: Free verse
My Ebbing Physical Prowess and Strength Flows Away I
...analogous to expending precious Air Supply embellishing, modifying, revising, et cetera a poem crafted about fourteen months ago. I take stock and revisit good ole days of yore quite conscious ......

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Categories: flab, absence, analogy, april, birthday,
Form: Rhyme
Filched Physiognomy Mine Revisited
...Filched Physiognomy – Mine revisited! Absolute zero escape velocity guts dance sing days (contra and square), cuz metabolic full abundance abdominal adipose tissue acceptance not in accordanc......

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Categories: flab, absence, addiction, age, angst,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member That's When the Fight Began
...They restricted celebrations, forget your relations. They restricted travel, watched families unravel. They restricted purchases, no provided services. They closed the schools, those wer......

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Categories: flab, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Couplet

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