Flab Poems - Poems about Flab

... I'm a pro-cyclist, and I despise people with flab So it hurts that my folks don't walk, they'd rather take a cab. I describe my races at the dinner table, but all they do Is nod politely and say......Read the rest...

... Stooped shoulders, shuffling gait Bulging belly, too much weight Double-chin, arms of flab Dissect me in the science lab Nuh-uh, no way... No shame allowed today T......Read the rest...

...Awaiting a growth spurt that never happened When a boy, I wanted to be as tall as my father (he passed away October seventh two thousand and twenty linkedin to congestive heart failure), who ......Read the rest...

...L-ife was much better long years ago I-nviting life to days in the sun F-un was foremost, watching ourselves grow E-xpecting days and time we'd out-run W-hen years piled on, we began to doubt ......Read the rest...

...Animal Poems II These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel. Ballade of the Bicameral Camel by Michael R. Burch There once was a camel who loved to hump. Pleas......Read the rest...

...Learning to Love Myself Slowly, very slowly, am I coming to terms with how I look My double-chinned face, my flabby arms, my stomach. I think to myself that these are things I shouldn’t be allow......Read the rest...

...Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin ofttimes triggering babbling brook to swell after deluge becoming stream of consciousne......Read the rest...

...Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk. When e'er I summon fat chance to empower me self with courage and steal a passing glance in the mirror then in......Read the rest...

...Though amply rested, I still yawn And feel energized after light exercise doth spawn break through viz mental impasse, where endeavor to coax germinating ideas to sprout about as successful ......Read the rest...

...‘The food’s a little spicy’ ~ Is there a fire extinguisher in the house? ‘She’s got a figure to die for’ ~ Somewhere under those layers of flab. ‘He’s aggressive, and that’s what I like......Read the rest...

...analogous to expending precious Air Supply embellishing, modifying, revising, et cetera a poem crafted about fourteen months ago. I take stock and revisit good ole days of yore quite conscious ......Read the rest...

...Filched Physiognomy – Mine revisited! Absolute zero escape velocity guts dance sing days (contra and square), cuz metabolic full abundance abdominal adipose tissue acceptance not in accordanc......Read the rest...

...They restricted celebrations, forget your relations. They restricted travel, watched families unravel. They restricted purchases, no provided services. They closed the schools, those wer......Read the rest...

...A former slender man (lapsed Unitarian anorexic)... deplores adipose tissue gain No Holiday music can soothe savage beast washboard abdomen weight watcher's dream fleeced skinny bag of lovely b......Read the rest...

...Metaphorical troubled waters deluge pitched me to and fro, analogous to ghosts that haunted Ebenezer Scrooge, yours truly violently tossed impossible mission to experience refuge except when ......Read the rest...