Fife Poems - Poems about Fife

POOR BARNEY FIFE There once was a young man named Barney Fife He was a ladies man, but had no wife He thought he was debonair With lots of love he could share But Deputy Fife is filled with great strife Now he's laughed at by all of the women He feels like they are rather condemning His friend Sheriff Taylor said Get...

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ive never met anyone in this life as nervous as deputy barney fife andy gave him a big gun but a bullet only one and will thelma ever become his wife Limerick 4 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph may 2/13/19...

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Barney was captured by some convicts one day and so he never thought he'd get away But dancing it proves And Barney's slick moves Helped Andy capture them without delay! 2-7-19...

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Barney was the Sheriff's right hand man When danger beckoned, he took a brave stand -- Barney's voice rose so high Bad guys reached for the sky -- Giggles! ~ Barney always forgot the game plan February 04, 2019 Entry in "Limerick 4" Poetry Contest ...

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One Day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw. He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law. Andy had no choice but to put Barney in jail. But Andy let Barney out when he said he had a crop of marijuana to sell. Barney offered Andy a fifty-fifty deal. But Andy wanted it all, he decided to steal. He shot...

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The life of this Fife was inane No burglars did Barney detain Got locked in the cell As crooks bade farewell Seems God gave him just half a brain In comedy each plays a part Aunt Bea cooked and huge was her heart Old Otis loved booze ...

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Barney the Deputy of Mayberry, one bullet in pocket he did carry. Before a crime wave could flood, he would nip it in the bud. To the law the Deputy was married. 2/2/19 ...

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There is an auld laddie near Fife who sought for himself a good wife. As no one would have 'im he retired to a cabin and drinks Scotch every day of his life....

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Don Knotts played the role of Deputy Fife, Whose tomfoolery created much strife! He bungled all that he did! Sheriff Taylor blew his lid, Distressed by Barney's screw-ups...

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