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Funny Farewell Poems

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Premium Member An Emotional Farewell
so long, all the gilling snafferwisps
I wish I could say it was 
but those times we hodded abreem 
shook, then circled befrayingly
yet alas, when all...

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Categories: farewell, goodbye, nonsense,



Premium Member My Donkey
When my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, confusion, farewell, food,

Premium Member Bells
The Hawaiian church, our Hawaiian church that made our village alive,
   There's Uncle Bill, still saying his spiel, and he's just a little...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dedication, farewell, longing, love,

Last Organ Grinder
You can always hear the jangling sound,
Of the organ grinder as he makes his way around.

He's out there in the rain or sun,
And everyone looks...

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© Mark West  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, childhood, culture, farewell,

Our Nana
A V.I.P, Our Queen you see. There will never be anyone else quite like her.
Always dressed in her Absolute best, nothing more and nothing less.
Her...

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Categories: farewell, bereavement, death, eulogy, family,



Divorce-All Done No More Fun Son
DIVORCE POEM: ALL DONE NO MORE FUN SON 
So now is crunch time,  
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times! 
There’s no...

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Categories: divorce, emotions, farewell, inspirational,

Premium Member Everything Bores and Bothers You
Roses, flowers and bouquets
Love, Honor, Peace and Respect
Verses, poems and literature
Spring, wind and nature
You are psychologically ill
You are as violent as an eel.

Everything bores you...

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Categories: farewell, abuse, betrayal, funny love,

Wish She Was a Live
I wish she was alive,
I simply wish she was alive,
The mother I lost a year prior,
If by some stroke of good luck God
Could defer her...

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Categories: farewell, anxiety, bereavement, death of

For the Love of Cats
…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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Categories: farewell, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,

Premium Member Dear Betty White
Dearest Betty, we  miss you so much,
so many characters we got to know,
Your wonderful, unique, funny touch
A special one ~ "Rose's" Golden glow!

"SueAnn"made us...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: farewell, appreciation, celebrity, change, dedication,

Bleach In Flask No Need To Mask
Immune to the virus, I am. 
I eat green eggs and ham. 
That I eat daily with a fork. 
Hah, science, I’m no dork!

I use...

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© Adam Segal  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, farewell, funny, humor,

Premium Member My Old Van
I've just said goodbye to my van,
I shouldn't really cry I'm a man.
There wasn't really much I could do,
All the knocks and scrapes we've been...

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Categories: farewell, fun, funny, journey,

Dear Soon To Be Ex
I'd say that....(exhales)
I want to see you now,
because I honestly miss you, 
but I know that you're going to give me one of those "I'm...

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Categories: care, farewell, fate, for

Premium Member Carolyns Next Adventure
William Shakespeare ’pon a cloud
Awaits the new arrivals
Heaven needs some poetry
And sea fishing revivals
A blinding light and newbies came
And smiling, wandered in
And at the front...

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Categories: farewell, remember, writing,

Permission To Kick Me Aside
I smile when I think of the energy I had back then.
Remember those times we'd walk til who knows when?
I've been there for comfort, support,...

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© Deb Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, break up, farewell,


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