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Funny Farewell Poems

These Funny Farewell poems are examples of Farewell poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Farewell Funny poems written by international poets.

A Very Short Love Story or Is It

Boom, Boom, Kaboom
My heart goes
When I see you

Vroom, Vroom, Zoom
My heart goes
When I leave you...

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Categories: break up, farewell, feelings,

An Emotional Farewell

so long, all the gilling snafferwisps
I wish I could say it was 
but those times we hodded abreem 
shook, then circled befrayingly
yet alas, when all...

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Categories: farewell, goodbye, nonsense,

Sean Combs

If you live inside a glass house then don't throw stones
or put cameras in your home when you live like Sean Combs
some people got it...

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Categories: conflict, culture, dark, farewell,

Bells

The Hawaiian church, our Hawaiian church that made our village alive,
   There's Uncle Bill, still saying his spiel, and he's just a little...

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Categories: dedication, farewell, longing, love,

Last Organ Grinder

You can always hear the jangling sound,
Of the organ grinder as he makes his way around.

He's out there in the rain or sun,
And everyone looks...

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Categories: age, childhood, culture, farewell,

Our Nana

A V.I.P, Our Queen you see. There will never be anyone else quite like her.
Always dressed in her Absolute best, nothing more and nothing less.
Her...

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Categories: farewell, bereavement, death, eulogy, family,

Divorce-All Done No More Fun Son

DIVORCE POEM: ALL DONE NO MORE FUN SON 
So now is crunch time,  
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times! 
There’s no...

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Categories: divorce, emotions, farewell, inspirational,

Everything Bores and Bothers You

Roses, flowers and bouquets
Love, Honor, Peace and Respect
Verses, poems and literature
Spring, wind and nature
You are psychologically ill
You are as violent as an eel.

Everything bores you...

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Categories: farewell, abuse, betrayal, funny love,

Wish She Was a Live

I wish she was alive,
I simply wish she was alive,
The mother I lost a year prior,
If by some stroke of good luck God
Could defer her...

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Categories: farewell, anxiety, bereavement, death of

For the Love of Cats

…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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Categories: farewell, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,

Dear Betty White

Dearest Betty, we  miss you so much,
so many characters we got to know,
Your wonderful, unique, funny touch
A special one ~ "Rose's" Golden glow!

"SueAnn"made us...

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Categories: farewell, appreciation, celebrity, change, dedication,

Bleach In Flask No Need To Mask

Immune to the virus, I am. 
I eat green eggs and ham. 
That I eat daily with a fork. 
Hah, science, I’m no dork!

I use...

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Categories: anger, farewell, funny, humor,

My Old Van

I've just said goodbye to my van,
I shouldn't really cry I'm a man.
There wasn't really much I could do,
All the knocks and scrapes we've been...

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Categories: farewell, fun, funny, journey,

Dear Soon To Be Ex

I'd say that....(exhales)
I want to see you now,
because I honestly miss you, 
but I know that you're going to give me one of those "I'm...

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Categories: care, farewell, fate, for

Carolyns Next Adventure

William Shakespeare ’pon a cloud
Awaits the new arrivals
Heaven needs some poetry
And sea fishing revivals
A blinding light and newbies came
And smiling, wandered in
And at the front...

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Categories: farewell, remember, writing,