Fake News Poems | Examples

Fake News

Informed by image
Shocking, stoking, misleading
Algorithm headlines
Form: Haiku

Donnie T!

Look at me I’m Donnie T!
Unbound by reality
Out of my head
But my hat is bright red
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T…ee…ee

I have a great slogan
I’m pals with Joe Rogan
(Great guy. Very short.)
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T!

A real stable genius
I have a yuge 
(don’t judge my hands)
(they’re quite large for a man)
Say’s me 
I’m Donnie T…ee…ee

Work for me you’ll sign an NDA
To protect my big fat…HEY
(we all do it…right?)
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T!

So believe me, I know
Just because I said so
You’re stupid when you don’t
And a loser if you won’t
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T…ee...ee

We are just so very great
“They” however do not rate
(They’re eating our pets after all)
It’s me
I’m Donnie T!

Don’t you believe the covfefe
They try to make me look messy
Tremendously fake news
Watch Hannity for your views
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T…ee…ee

All I do is make deals
The bestest great deals
(Tariffs and Crypto--How can we lose)
It’s me
I’m Donnie T!

You know China’s just not classy
But my daughter Ivanka is so sassy
I’d date her if I could
But Melania said I probably should…..not
It’s me!
I’m Donnie T…EEEE…EEEE!
Form: Rhyme


Fake News


Whispers in the dark, 
Shadows dance, truth twists and fades, 
Empty echoes fall.

©bfa032325
Form: Haiku

Premium Member FAKE NEWS FICTION


Galvanizing, never scrutinized; each moment falsely tabulated;
Slanted, polarized polls, punishing spiteful pundits
Spouting, spinning lies in frantic unison squawking
Ridiculous versions of fear mongering tales,
Meant to frighten, meant to hurt,
Meant to clutch and pulverize power.

It takes only a calm, rational thinking moment
To see through the maze of their foggy logic.
Nothing they say is fact checked or based in truth.
Spinning frantic webs to catch the unwary
To call forth violence with rage filled rants,
They push disturbing diatribes, provoking mayhem..

Drumming up revolt among the weak-minded minions ,
They still cannot cloak their hurtful and murderous intent.
President Trump has called them out, laughing in their faces.
Finally unmasked and stripped of disguises
There is nowhere to run, no more hiding places.
We see you. We stare at the darkness  behind your malicious eyes.
Your fake news fiction will never again deceive us with your lies.

Premium Member Doom and Gloom

It’s pretty easy to write hysterical headlines;

News flash; everyone is going to die!

And yet, it’s just as easy to spin it elseways;

News flash; everyone is alive!

But the known is not news
While the possible is, possibly
And the hysterical sells, definitely

Somewhere in our human nature
We are wired to project the worst
As we plan for the best
Flipping the two sided coin
Of hope and fear
Trying to beat the odds
As if we had a chance
As if we lived in a world defined by chance
As if the two sides of the coin
Weren’t always and only
Just the same old coin

(9/26/24)
Form: Narrative


Premium Member Smoke and Mirrors

("Perception/Reality Merit Badge" #62, 2015, original oil)

Smoke and Mirrors

Amid the flux
Of shimmering sound and vision
Someone is lying
Is it your eyes 
Is it your ears
Is it those pulling the levers
And splicing the tapes
Or is it all of the above?

In the end
It’s not the lying that matters
Since that’s what senses
And people do
It’s the believing
That will get you in trouble
Every time.

(8/14/24
Form: Narrative

Premium Member Live Free or Die

("The Cave of Unknowing", 2012, original oil)

Live Free or Die

Live free or die!
Well, we’re all gonna die,
But living and dying free
Is obviously the way to go.

Freedom of speech
May be the root of all our freedoms
But it’s meaningless
If all we can do is parrot others.

Look around
The night sky is daylight bright now
From all the gaslighting we see streaming
From every pore of every mainstream media whore.

The blind are blind not from birth
But from having their heads buried in sand
For so long
They can’t tell up from down.

Nothing new under the sun
And Plato spilled the beans long ago
On the blind
In their caves of unknowing.

But the point is you have to see for yourself
To know the truth,
And as all truth knowers know,
Only the truth will set you free.

(6/26/24)
Form: Narrative

Oh How Far We’ve Fallen

I followed another rabbit hole this morning and stumbled upon this article from ‘The Atlantic. I won’t give you the author’s name, though I’m sure a quick search on google would reveal it. There was a line in the 4th paragraph that reads, “They always bend a knee”, ‘he reportedly told someone.’ When we hear complaints about ‘fake news’ or ‘yellow journalism’ this is exactly what they mean. I don’t know about you, but back in my day any fact had to be double checked and verified. A reporter couldn’t just make stuff up. This guy didn’t even bother to hide it. He could have at least made up some fake name and say, according to Remo Rastinhouse. The problem is, as modern Americans, 50 percent of us will believe him. See how easy it was for me to create that fact.


Our pres. Joe Biden
reportedly told someone
send me your money
Form: Haibun

Premium Member Weaselly

Weaselly words deftly ply their sly stench,
As they undo the truth nut with a wrench,
With half-truths, errors and fake news woven
Into a spider's web of lies, stolen.

The cloak of vagueness and doubt created,
Is stained, defaced with deceit, dictated.
To veil intentions with twisted meaning,
Camouflaged in patch-ups so demeaning.

Weaselly words, so cunningly devised,
Mask the truth so despised, with lies disguised,
With watered down and sanitized version,
Of what is real, not a perversion.

The half-truths and straight-faced lies dance and sway,
Twisting meanings in a cunning display,
Masking true intentions, shrouding what's right,
In a cloak of wry words, tainted with spite.
Form: Quatern

Premium Member Fake News, the Big Lie, Jan 6th, Nothing Classified

There's a symbol for our justice,
    Holding scales while she is blind.
Yet it seems the 'MAGAteers' have extended
    This further, adding deaf and dumb to their mind.

Because they have made the choice not to
    See, hear, or think, as they ignore reality.
While they follow a corrupted voice, laden
    With false notions and irrationality.

This conviction has seduced their soul, with
    Visions of fear and lethal consequence sustained.
Using a barrage of powerful fiction, giving faith
    To a utopia without discord ... but they're ordained.

The stupidity is clearly seen, as they avoid
    Any facts that disturb their view.
As these followers become so deeply entrenched,
    They can't escape the shadow that's untrue.

Having seen the danger progress, while a
    Fragile democracy wavers on the brink.
Watching a majority come under constant attack,
    And a privileged minority tries to silence those who critically think.
Form: Narrative

Premium Member Fake Fake News Folks

the real talkers
incessant ones without facts
become loud sometimes
never want to hear your voice
yelling fake fake news
getting it from their new god
or his new tv station
Form: Choka

Premium Member Fake News

Ha, Ha, Ha.
Hee, Hee, Hee, Hee
False Laughter,
And forced jollity.

Anything false or fake.
I dislike,
And find it hard to take,
Where is the truth hidden,

Is it locked up somewhere?
Forbidden,
For all to share,
Why hide the truth,
That's not fair.

Fairness, where is that today,
Fakeness has got in the way,
Oy Vey!
Dismal indeed,
How we all need,

Some truth and laughter,
Back in our lives,
So we can survive,

And laugh with genuine laughter,
Perhaps that's the goal we should go after.
Ha Ha Ha, Hee, Hee, Hee,
The world will turn more peacefully.
Form: Rhyme

The News Bizz

The News Bizz
Turn on the news what do you watch?
Buy a newspaper what do you read?
Browse an online news site to see what?
Download the local news app it says?
No matter when or where you get your news
No matter the time of day or location
On the toilet or in an airliner or in a bar
The main reason is why it happened
And why you read it

Do you want the latest updates in Asia?
The latest political happenings in Europe?
Military adventures in the Middle East?
All of this news is fake and made up
The ruling elite chose what happens 
And the when and the why and make it
This is your news made by them
To keep us all under control
To scare and subjugate us
What can we do except wake up?
And then are we the news?
Nothing but pawns on a board
Form: Verse

Human Greed

We, the human race
are destroying, our only place
by cutting down, our life filters
and becoming, the human killers

We build, with concrete jungles
causing us, to huddle in bubbles
while turning the sky, into a fry
with our smoke, that can only choke

We breed, like a petri-dish
and we kill, so many fish
while filtering poison, into our waterways
and allowing plastics, to enter our bays

We kill animals, to make medicine
as we don’t have, too much discipline
 and they say, we must have money
but it is money, taking us, down the dunny

We have science, to help us out
but we have many, who are cloned out
as we have leaders, with their own agenda
spreading fake news, for their propaganda
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Fake News

Did Trumpty have Covid nineteen
Or was it a stage managed scene
He sports a ‘healthy glow’
But for those in the know
Fake tan lines can clearly be seen!

10/13/20
Form: Limerick

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