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Kneeling Without Feeling
...A loser from Effingham Junction received, from the Pope, Blessed Unction. When they ordered him, “Down!”, “That I am,” said the clown, “They call it Erectile Dysfunction.” ......

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Categories: erectile, humor,
Form: Limerick
Syria's Christians and Haiti
...Syria’s Christians and Haiti The first Christian church was built in Syrian, as I write this the horror is killing them the new death cult regime in Syria, a cult we give money to, and not mentio......

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Categories: erectile, age, allah, america,
Form: ABC



Spore your appreciation, edification, information
...Spore your appreciation, edification, information..., orchestration, and utilization, a moss fungi (fun guy) attests his marriage synonymous with symbiotic relationship. Nostalgic acquiescence ......

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Categories: erectile, adventure, age, anxiety, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme
FICTIONAL BIO:
...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......

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Categories: erectile, adventure, allegory, courage, cute,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member More Resilient Dancing Days
...Shared enthusiastic curiosity between two or more May also become felt as mutually assured active hope we might make it through dinner without seeking reparations while digging our way thr......

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Categories: erectile, extended metaphor, health, humor,
Form: Political Verse



Premium Member Green Keys For Redrusty Locks
...Said the sacred green EcoFeminist to the hard and carnal red EgoPatriarch: If one's only ego-weapon is a hard erectile key then every perennial trauma will seem to be a locked and toxic ......

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Categories: erectile, culture, health, humor, peace,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum
Premium Member Sexier Santa Passions
...Community trauma prevention sounds not so sexy to absent-minded mayors and perennial kleptocratic players And growing a regenerative Learning Community isn't really ecojust about restoring he......

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Categories: erectile, culture, education, health, humor,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Knowing Nothing
...My Math Teacher said: I know how to teach you about 1 but can't guide you into comprehending None--0 A more sacredly co-arising binomial relationship, less traveled bipartisan path to know Zer......

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Categories: erectile, earth, education, health, integrity,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum
Premium Member Gladiolus
...Florid elegance ablush Nestled in gardens lush Pigments triumph aplenty Resilient verdant sentry Colossal erectile shoots Ingrain deep abyssal roots Precious tis platinum spun Abreast arisin......

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Categories: erectile, flower, garden,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Watched the News This Morning
...I watched the “news” this morning. Chicken Little ran around squawking Two women talked amiably after describing scenes of horrific violence. A homeless puppy was found cared for and now needs a......

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Categories: erectile, america, betrayal, city, satire,
Form: Free verse
Pen-Is
...PEN IS... Pen-is... the emotional realise of syntax when creativity reaches climax. Erectile structure spilling moisture of ink as ideas, vib' like a seizure. Handy and grippy, known panorama......

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Categories: erectile, 1st grade, imagery, sensual,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Avoiding Daddy Voiding Contests
...It is good to know what we resist, but my best way of knowing is by self and other showing what we together would more health wealthily assist. You might assume the only way to effectively ......

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Categories: erectile, health, humor, integrity, peace,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member What a Night
...A pharmacist his name was Clyde He married a mail order bride on their wedding night he’s such a sad sight his impotence can’t be denied Went to see an erectile Guy wanted to crawl in hole to......

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Categories: erectile, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Olfactory Factuality
...The facts of life, O birds and bees, how getting aroused, can trigger a sneeze, Weird as it seems, science explains, this behavior’s no contagious disease, Apparently nasal erectile tissue, ca......

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Categories: erectile, allegory, allusion, crush, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Impotence
...Impotence On a Friday night, after being dropped off By the combies paMushika-shika, I opted For a quick thriving by the darks, Ana sisi Pamumvuri. A quick one to say to quench. My absurd s......

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Categories: erectile, allusion,
Form: Quatrain

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