Emptor Poems - Poems about Emptor

...The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris I led a boring life. The end. All joking aside, now the epilogue. As a bookish fellow born Januar......

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...Many British thermal units* later Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer, (a married heterosexual doofus, – whose alter egos named and highlighted courtesy Gallant and Goofus) attones ......

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...I have almost absolved myself from causing all that emotional mayhem that a youthful spirit engages upon not having yet acclimatized itself at all. Was it my fault if all those hormone-ridden ......

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...I learned the lesson “let the buyer beware” When I didn’t have that much money I could spare, Took by an itinerant grifter Who was quite a likeable drifter He took me for a ride and d......

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...Acclimatization is a serious matter. Therefore I have almost absolved myself from causing all that emotional mayhem that a youthful spirit engages upon not having yet acclimatized itself to wh......

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...God allowed us to invent them: chess, mancala, Ludo, CC-saga; And Candy Crunch Saga claims to be played everywhere Methinks "On all seven continents, including Antartica." ......

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...Acclimatization is a serious matter. I mean one cannot keep bouncing around a kaleidoscopic chameleon-like center can one? Therefore I have almost absolved myself from causing all that emoti......

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...Many British Thermal Units needed... To heat these lovely bag of bones more so than required to generate clones aging musculoskeletal physique groans kvetching synonymous nsync with exactly in......

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...The only true reality Is humor, And the fat Buddha laughs, His fat belly bouncing In perfect rhythm With his gleeful sounds, While we, With drooping corners Of our mouths And furrowed brow......

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...If it sounds too good to be true The low price is the clue So what would you say To a resort on Waikiki Bay That costs you but two hours pay ~ Caveat emptor! -- Stay away!......

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...Now if I shoot at you with live ammo that's personal, Words just don't hack it, most thoughts too bizarre To attribute to anything short of dementia, With colors that dribble, fake tears! Spayed g......

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...PoetrySoup may need to re-think how it allows writers to act as unelected Tyrant of POETRY here. July Morning reads one item, & wants to dictate how I may think, write, worship .... Are we becoming o......

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...'Yelp's' a lark, (truth indeed?), maybe servant of greed? You want 'natural' ratings? Please your advice heed! Now your model for earning seems blackmail at best, You pollute client's site with co......

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...Lawyer Wainwright harrumphed and rose to his feet To defend his client in front of the jury, In what all thought would be an impossible feat, But approached the jury in a manner unhurried. He b......

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...I really should'a read the fine print When Evil came calling On a fine sunny day I was caught full napping Didn't know what to say. The dapper gentleman With a Van Dyke set fine Spoke in d......

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