Emissions Poems - Poems about Emissions

Dearest Gretta, The world stands amazed at your powerful voice at such an early age.. The call to action, the dire global truth, so eloquently shared by one in her youth.. During you're sabbatical, the powerful petition you made to...Read the rest...

We exploit her gifts, polluting, robbing. Mother earth has a soul and we've all heard her sobbing.. Too many species are now extinct. We need to slow down, reassess, think.. Exxon, Shell, Chevron need new tools, stop their reliance on our...Read the rest...

Our dog is sawing logs loudly so many deep groans as she lets off gas they smell like charcoal emissions She is getting older, her snores are shaking the house I wish we could bottle her emissions and run...Read the rest...

I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow. Spinach is all I eat now. That silly green grass is a thing of the past, for a new wind is blowing this hour. To methane reduction all power! If you're a cow too, show assent...Read the rest...

Time of year to be merry and jolly mistletoe and holly Holy submissions we believe are boll.... crackers we pull and jokes oh so dreadful lying to children a month of bull presents we give receipts we seek eating so much we fall a...Read the rest...

As I ascend the stairs to my waiting boudoir I expel these loud gaseous emissions just like a car Is it the rarefied atmosphere More likely what I eat I fear Must lay off the beans, it smells like...Read the rest...

My back end emissions have yet to reach Point eight on the Richter Scale A magnitude that easily destroys big buildings Or drives locomotives off the rail Most of the time they're silent but deadly The kind that can make...Read the rest...

Silly thoughts are filling my head It's happening more often of late Do you think I'm starting to lose it Do all seniors suffer this fate Nobody told me when I was young That our mental capacities decline To where we...Read the rest...