Elf Poems - Poems about Elf

...Santa told the reindeer to whoa in middle of field of corn. Two helper elves were confused, what were they doing this morn? He hopped out of his sleigh and pulled out a decorating kit. We don’t ha......Read the rest...

... Who would've thunk I'd be thrown a curve Taking pills to relieve my stress The stress of moving, to calm myself down Life's like a long game of chess You make a move and hope for th......Read the rest...

...Have Yorkie Elf a merry little Christmas. Was that elf on the shelf? Santa’s workshop elf? No, Yorkie Elf. What does it mean? I think it’s an elf from New York City. All perky and witty. I......Read the rest...

...Cross legged mega creature had ears that were diverse One was patterned like a pheasant, the other one was worse Enormous polka dots decorated it and his nose was weird. I think it is a collie’s n......Read the rest...

...Admire a Summer Flower Contest ************************************************************* Hey, Johnny Jump Up, Mischievous elf, Your look like Viola, Not like yourself. Same shape, same co......Read the rest...

...Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga..., crafted when Wallace and Gromit returned from their trip to the moon, which I can prov-olone huck curd (within Trump con feta ration) – as......Read the rest...

...Elf and the Dwarf In the heat of battle, amidst the clash of steel and the scent of blood, they found each other. Their gazes locked, and in that moment, all else fell away. The Elf's ethereal beaut......Read the rest...

...Sunflower path to the garden was happy with herself She had all kinds of compliments from today’s dewdrop elf You are so perky and friendly, even in the rain, he said. I really dazzle in the sunli......Read the rest...

...Boom decorates herself as if she were a Christmas decoration What kind? I asked, sugar cookies, divinity or another confection? More like a tree, her hair is full of bulbs, all silver and such. I ......Read the rest...

...Santa had lost his compass in the middle of his nightly voyage. Much to the consternation of his insistent prissy elf, Soyage. Santa had confidence he would land where he was most needed. Ignored ......Read the rest...

...CURTAINS Like all exhausted actors, I’ll fold and drop And will this endless production ever stop Do you understand, just listen to me I pray I play the lead in this, so I must have my say <>...Read the rest...

...Chandelier princess is a dream by herself. Admired by faeries, browines and one cute elf. She is placed much higher than a mere bookcase shelf. Best of all chandelier princess likes being herself.......Read the rest...

...Put some cloves in orange elf, and inhale away. Wait! Yelled Orange Elf. Don’t I get some say? I don’t like my petootsie touched like that. Or any of my other body parts, that’s a fact! But he ......Read the rest...

... A young boy ran up to me in the bookstore and asked, “Where’s the magic wand?” I stared at his smiling face…not knowing how to respond. His mother explained they were in around Christmas and ......Read the rest...

...Invisibly tortured courtesy existential nihilism Psyche wracked with agony impossible mission to extricate lovely bones they wanna remain permanently abed. I chiefly function to amass knowled......Read the rest...