Struggling for so long
Eking it look so easy
They don’t believe me
I heard a squeak beneath my seat
I must protect my trunk
I’d give that squeaker such a clump
If I were grown and drunk
I heard a squeak beneath my seat
It gave me such a scare
Those tiny squeakers make me meek
Is there one under there
I heard a squeak beneath my seat
I quickly raised my feet
I did not dare to take a peek
Or beat a quick retreat
I heard a squeak beneath my seat
It’s messing with my brain
Every time I move a bit
It seems to squeak again
I heard a squeak beneath my seat
And now I need my dad
He rushed out when he heard the squeak
The squeaking made him mad
I heard a squeak beneath my seat
And now it’s squeaking faster
My seat moved when I moved my feet
For each leg has a caster
I heard a squeak beneath my seat
It made my dad’s blood boil
But now he’s back and in his trunk
Is lubricating oil
We don’t care what the safety advice is
We elephants help out in a crisis
In a South Asian scare
Elephants will be there
But you’re all on your own if there’s mices
k o
i e m u
sp s like a ntain range...
i a .
l k e r s .
love e my h t strain ...
...._________ STAT____
get the paddles
&
¿ ?
out _____CLEAR___... ...____
______we've lost him___ (but......
Veo una luz de amor hmmm
death is never dying
An eerie cry the wind did make
In a darkened lonely place
Haunting silence it did break
This ghastly whitened face
All its life and color gone
A once real human being
Had all its blood there withdrawn
By a ghastly vampire thing!
All the people there in the town
The doctor and the priest
Batted every window down
Against this scary beast
Finally when the morning came
And when the dark had turned to day
This vampire was not the same
It’s only night they act this way!
there was a girl who said "Eek!"
a limerick she just couldn't eke
she was so obsessed,
to write one for Moses
so there in her chair took her leak
*** August 1, 2010 --I'm going, I'm going!!!
but yessss,
finally a limerick from me, woohoo--
though a bit rusty but haha am just happy
was able to eke this out & NOPE, I didn't pee
in my seat, I made it to the bathroom hahaha
now I really have to sleeeppppp-- eeeekk!!
btw my category would have to be
"quickest" limericks?? or those for crammers
haha glad I made it this time with 2 spots left!