Funny Easter Bunny Poems

An old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny 
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny 
He was with his wife Jean...

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The bunny came and hid the eggs
since he’s mammal the question begs
	where did they come from?
	did he buy lump sum?
wonder what he’d do with frog...

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The Easter bunny’s feeling sick
He ate eight boiled eggs for a trick
And cannot stop fartin
His butt end is smartin
The other bunnies took the mick!

Poor bunny...

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If you thought killer clowns were fun
Chainsaw Massacre Easter Bunny is right up your plate
If you like Stephen King novels and are not fearful,
You are...

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The  traditional Easter bunny,
With ears long and funny.

He hops down the bunny trail,
With the cutest cottontail.

Bringing a basket for all the girls and boys,
Filled...

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Easter bunny with ears tall and funny,
Hopping down the the bunny trail,

Meeting with Mrs. Bunny with the cute cottontail,
Bringing Easter baskets filled with colored eggs,

Chocolate...

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Butterfly on An Easter Bunny

Thought that this was kind of funny;
Butterfly being on an Easter Bunny,
In backyard out on green grass;
Me by hope my love would...

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I remember the day my imagination was lost
and my brothers laughed because they thought it so funny;
tears and innocence being the ultimate cost
when they killed,...

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Easter bunny! My Easter bunny! 
See your face, so white and funny.
How do you plan to spend the money? 
Chocolate hats all filled with honey!...

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let s no doudt
step out
and get dress
not look a mess
sit we must do this
get hook
and look
some hats or funny
your my
EASTER BUNNY...

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It’s time, its here, it’s that time of year
Time for chocolate eggs and a bunny
But look deeper in and ask, is it a sin?
For many...

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Saw Humpty Dumpty roll down the street
Seemed to be escaping from a color tweak
Into the gutter he fell, 
I checked, 
Shell seemed to be well

I...

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A crowded table, all suspended in shock 
The sound of the shot dimming to a ‘knock’
Only silence, except for the marching clock
The weapon still smoking;...

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It’s been ten days, the Easter Bunny is gone with hardly a trace,
The Missus is inconsolable- an Easter basket-case,
Evidence in plastic bags, some fibers and...

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you  like hat
easter way its at
they come wide
some wear on the side
and difference too
red white and blue
its style
some or also funny
those
EASTER BUNNY...

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