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Funny Drinking Poems

These Funny Drinking poems are examples of Drinking poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Drinking Funny poems written by international poets.

Drinking infidelity

Stunning beauty her face really was!
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Never for a one night stand!
Booze brewed my sins in bare hands!
Beer dragged...

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Categories: drinking, confusion, funny love, jealousy,

My Daddy Funny Narrative

My Daddy is a legion in his own right,
It all stems from an ugly fight.

His name is Curtis Town,
Everyone knows he does not mess around.

He...

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Categories: drinking, bullying, father,

No More Drinking For Me

Driving home from the liquor store,
       completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
 and I...

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Categories: drinking, adventure, anger, animal, drug,

To a Fly Drinking

Fly in orbit, fly in creep, 
Margin on the edge of sleep,
Feast your portion from the best.;
I would bargain blood for rest! 
Leave your frantic...

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Categories: drinking, funny, humorous, nonsense,

A Dizzy's Dizzy

Sometimes Dizzy feels kinda yearning in his heart. It's okay for him. Men like Dizzy are well acquainted with yearning. Sitting in the kitchen, scratching...

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Categories: drinking, moon, night, poets,

Doves and Ducks Drinking Wine- -

DOVES AND DUCKS DRINKING WINE- -
evening waterfall
a fresh, lemonade wallows
betrayed by the doves

evening waterfall
a made, lemonade wallows
because of the doves

gaping ducks drink up
spitting out cause...

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Categories: drinking, adventure, animal, beauty, bird,

If Drinking Was

I sip and think
I slip and sink
If drinking was building, I would have owned a pyramid
I sip and pee
I sleep at three
If drinking was studying,...

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Categories: drinking, dream, drink, funny, health,

Calm Before the Storm

sit and listen to the quiet
it's outside the christmas norm
because now, when all is silent
it's the calm before the storm

the kids are upstairs sleeping
you're resting,...

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Categories: drinking, america, christmas, family, fun,

One Man Drinking Games

What would I be without you...
Friends
What would I be without you...
Friends
What would I be without you...friends
I thought it would be funny to keep you hanging...

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Categories: drinking, friendship,

Not Drinking and Driving

Something happened to me a few years ago that was really bizarre.
I was arrested for drinking and driving but I've never owned a car.
I thought...

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Categories: drinking, funny, humor, prison, drug,

Drinking Delight

Jerry Lamb from Alabam
Drank soda from a can,
He used a straw
To make the draw,
He really is a soda fan....

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Categories: drinking, children, funny,

Why Our Beer Is Now Green

There once was a man named O'Dean
Who wasn't too bright or too keen
He sneezed at the bar
Filling everyone's jar
And, that's why our beer is now...

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Categories: drinking, fun, funny,

I Don'T Have a Drinking Problem

I don’t have a drinking problem
I drink til I get drunk
Then I stumble home
    Where I live all alone
   ...

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Categories: drinking, funny, world, drink, me,

Drinking From the Baby Bottle

Holidays come and holidays go, but the grocery store is a war zone.
You got to get there fast… or Honey you’re just plain out of...

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Categories: drinking, adventure, fantasy, food, friendship,

Drinking My Way Through the Abcs

Apple pucker gets things started.
Bacardi Limon, with Sprite of course.
Cactus Juice, on the rocks.
Dirty mother, one of my Kahlua faves.
Eggnog, now even more so my...

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Categories: drinking, food, funny, imagination, life,