Drats Poems - Poems about Drats

...Plump, personable, and priggish, she has a propensity for cats. We call her witch woman for she is followed by vampire bats. They call out her name, I think it is Personification Per Phats. I stay......Read the rest...

...Oh, Sir, surely you must be mistaken For I have every precaution taken To never allow a ticket to go into arrears Hearing of these arouses my deepest fears Thinking I must have a laps......Read the rest...

...Welcome New Year, 2022, Meaning RAT tests for me and you, I have a question to ask, Do Oz males RAT tests pass? Does it mean they're all good rats, Do bad rats pass or fail? Drats!......Read the rest...

...The kitty is crying By the door she frets For her lover is gone To the war she dreads She waits and waits, Day in, day out Screeching in pain No end in sight, Oh drats! The sky is waiting To ......Read the rest...

...Let's have some fun outside I'll plant some new flowers spruce up the tired summer beds so out I wandered into the garden Hunt high and low for my trowel can I heck find it, bet your ass no ok I wil......Read the rest...

...Technology Complaints By Dane Smith-Johnsen Loosing word files really rattles my brain. Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane. I try and I try to put things in place. Still, somehow, the......Read the rest...