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Drats Poems - Poems about Drats


Premium Member O What a Pleasant Morning
...fine pOwder O what a pleasant mOrning intake cOffee eee…ew keep the dOOr clOsed bathe the steps & car thOse hazardous areas the mat underfOOt handle that c......

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Categories: drats, spring,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Personification Per Phats
...Plump, personable, and priggish, she has a propensity for cats. We call her witch woman for she is followed by vampire bats. They call out her name, I think it is Personification Per Phats. I stay......

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Categories: drats, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Monorhyme



Premium Member A Lapse In My Brain
...Oh, Sir, surely you must be mistaken For I have every precaution taken To never allow a ticket to go into arrears Hearing of these arouses my deepest fears Thinking I must have a laps......

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Categories: drats, humor,
Form: Couplet
Rat Tests
...Welcome New Year, 2022, Meaning RAT tests for me and you, I have a question to ask, Do Oz males RAT tests pass? Does it mean they're all good rats, Do bad rats pass or fail? Drats!......

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Categories: drats, animal, appreciation, giggle, men,
Form: Free verse
The Black Charred Door
...The kitty is crying By the door she frets For her lover is gone To the war she dreads She waits and waits, Day in, day out Screeching in pain No end in sight, Oh drats! The sky is waiting To ......

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Categories: drats, absence, bereavement, pain,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Outside Fun
...Let's have some fun outside I'll plant some new flowers spruce up the tired summer beds so out I wandered into the garden Hunt high and low for my trowel can I heck find it, bet your ass no ok I wil......

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Categories: drats, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Technology Complaints
...Technology Complaints By Dane Smith-Johnsen Loosing word files really rattles my brain. Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane. I try and I try to put things in place. Still, somehow, the......

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Categories: drats, angst, on writing and
Form: Rhyme

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