Decaf Poems - Poems about Decaf

...Arguing with inanimate objects Can be very distressing To them My Roomba drove itself down the stairs The Keurig switched to decaf Alexa told me where to go Siri filed for a restraining order......Read the rest...

...“God within me is the enjoyer of the aroma As also this dopamine boosting flavour I taste I surrender all pleasures to the dweller of my heart Breath by breath thus that my soul presence......Read the rest...

...A girl rotting A girl alone She is still for hours She is still forgotten A girl downtrodden A girl down on her luck She is drunk on misery She wakes hungover on woe A girl runs on d......Read the rest...

...Arthritis dictates much of what I do, Relenting sometimes, though. Then I will be Elated as I feel my strength renew, Take walks pain-free and do, with energy, Housework without completely wear......Read the rest...

...Dalmatian diva dressed deliberately for dinner Displaying delicate dainty polka dots, to try and look thinner Drinking deliriously delicious decaf, starring at a Doberman grinner Deciphering a des......Read the rest...

...If I were your love, All of the loves that I experienced before you appeared Would not compare to the love I'd gladly offer and give to you. You'd be my pearl of great price; all others being fors......Read the rest...

...As a young child breakfast time was my favorite time of day Mommy hovered over the flaming stove as she sizzled a bundle of my favorite meals tuna, corn beef, sardines , and steamed sausages ser......Read the rest...

...My heart's hinged door forcefully burst But the instant coffee I owned was decaf! My eyes died, parched of thurst, My tearless decision was just to laugh. These beatings last forever, But I fi......Read the rest...

...No More Coffee for me I used to love coffee Still do But coffee Well it is has turned on me When I drink coffee While watching the morning news I become jittery, nervous Crazed in a very......Read the rest...

...There's another virus going around. Flustered by everything COVID-19; I am grateful I still have a job, but grumpy I have to drive there in the rain - I need to get to the fast lane or I'll be ......Read the rest...

...The vegans eat their vegetables, The carnivores their meat. The gluten-haters stay away From foods containing wheat. The carbohydrate shunners Won’t eat pasta, cake or bread But can eat a pou......Read the rest...

...Who Would Have Thought By Valerie D. Staton The first time we met I was a bit scared To be in a union unequally paired You smoked cigarettes, I did not You liked the cold weather, I liked ......Read the rest...

...At the sound of the gong you appear to seek some welcome refreshment, dear guests to be greeted right here with a cuppa is our sincere intent. There's a flask of filter coffee and a pot of t......Read the rest...

...Do I miss you After all you were Sugar sweet On my teeth Just your name was L S D Had me tripping till I’d fallen I guess I fell in love I guess I miss that I guess I miss you But maybe you......Read the rest...

...Smack me with your caffeine stick, Hit me out of the park, From the sleepy mire thick, You kindle my life's spark. A cuppa joe or just a cuppa, Breakfast, lunch and even suppa, Grind your bea......Read the rest...